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I’m sure we’ll be the first to know when you come out as John Scal-she!
December 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I’m sure we’ll be the first to know when you come out as John Scal-she!
Dr. Wolf certainly enjoys her Blood Whine, I’ll give her that.
December 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Dr. Wolf certainly enjoys her Blood Whine, I’ll give her that.
I’m trying to picture Trump doing a PowerPoint presentation, and… nope. I’ve got a good imagination, but I just can’t picture it.
December 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I’m trying to picture Trump doing a PowerPoint presentation, and… nope. I’ve got a good imagination, but I just can’t picture it.
My little 12 pound schnauzer mix is on a steroid, and I’m supremely disappointed at how not ripped she is.
December 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My little 12 pound schnauzer mix is on a steroid, and I’m supremely disappointed at how not ripped she is.
“We could knock a few thousand off if you trade in a kidney”
December 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“We could knock a few thousand off if you trade in a kidney”
Is it wrong that I want a Swear Trek version with Captain Picard?
December 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Is it wrong that I want a Swear Trek version with Captain Picard?
It reminds me what Harrison Ford said to George Lucas on the set of Star Wars: “You can type this shit, but you sure can’t say it”
December 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
It reminds me what Harrison Ford said to George Lucas on the set of Star Wars: “You can type this shit, but you sure can’t say it”
If only they’d offer to translate it from the original Klingon.
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
If only they’d offer to translate it from the original Klingon.
The ark can’t melt my face fast enough after I read that
a man wearing glasses and a hat is laughing with his tongue out
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a hat is laughing with his tongue out
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The ark can’t melt my face fast enough after I read that
Love the “I was saving the galaxy while your grandfather was in diapers” energy
two slices of toast are being toasted in a silver toaster
ALT: two slices of toast are being toasted in a silver toaster
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Love the “I was saving the galaxy while your grandfather was in diapers” energy
Maybe in Canadian you let that bee die in dignity, but in the US, we’re getting every ounce of labor out of that poor SOBee
November 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Maybe in Canadian you let that bee die in dignity, but in the US, we’re getting every ounce of labor out of that poor SOBee
Yes, and I still can’t believe you rejected my treatment for “Børk! Børk! Børk!: A Knives Out Mystery”
November 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Yes, and I still can’t believe you rejected my treatment for “Børk! Børk! Børk!: A Knives Out Mystery”
My family and I once went a hike in Maine with a pack of Corgis and two goats. I’ve got some videos of that day somewhere. Adorable insanity punctuating a generally pleasant walk in nature
November 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My family and I once went a hike in Maine with a pack of Corgis and two goats. I’ve got some videos of that day somewhere. Adorable insanity punctuating a generally pleasant walk in nature
Amazing synchronicity between that guy’s version of you and the @effinbirds.com post right after it.
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Amazing synchronicity between that guy’s version of you and the @effinbirds.com post right after it.
Fairness doctrine also requires that Hulk call Tom “PUNY HUMAN” whenever he corrects someone about it
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Fairness doctrine also requires that Hulk call Tom “PUNY HUMAN” whenever he corrects someone about it
How can you make light of this? That man can’t even look at sliced turkey the same way anymore!
November 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
How can you make light of this? That man can’t even look at sliced turkey the same way anymore!
You’d think he’d change it up with an EVERYTHING’S FUCKED tee once in a while.
November 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
You’d think he’d change it up with an EVERYTHING’S FUCKED tee once in a while.
A cookie
Or a cake
There’s no kid
That I won’t bake
Or a cake
There’s no kid
That I won’t bake
October 31, 2025 at 12:05 PM
A cookie
Or a cake
There’s no kid
That I won’t bake
Or a cake
There’s no kid
That I won’t bake
His friend toad could not be reached for comment
October 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
His friend toad could not be reached for comment
If Trump drops the cost of IVF by 800%, maybe our parents can start having kids again.
October 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
If Trump drops the cost of IVF by 800%, maybe our parents can start having kids again.
“Do you expect me to talk?”
“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to retire!”
“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to retire!”
October 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
“Do you expect me to talk?”
“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to retire!”
“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to retire!”
It's gruesome that someone so handsome should care?
October 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It's gruesome that someone so handsome should care?
But I want to argue with the Tom who loves tandoori and digs it when Robert Plant sings about hobbits? Why can’t you be *that* Tom??
August 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
But I want to argue with the Tom who loves tandoori and digs it when Robert Plant sings about hobbits? Why can’t you be *that* Tom??
Clutch. Didn’t even come down to the wire.
August 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Clutch. Didn’t even come down to the wire.
You’re one more great post away from a triple crown
August 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
You’re one more great post away from a triple crown