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Scott Cannon
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ScottieDidIt at the bad place. I just want to see DC teams win. I really want my kids to be happy and not so loud. I actually want to go to Haunted House more than I want to go to Aqua. I’m just like the tiredest I’ve ever been in my life.
The green is because she knows about agriculture
March 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
DIY avian flu sounds like an adventure
March 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
When someone tries to ask how old your penis is
a man says " it 's illegal for you to ask me that " while looking at the camera
ALT: a man says " it 's illegal for you to ask me that " while looking at the camera
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March 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Truly an inspiration to me and all my fellow Scotts
March 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Beautiful!

Me & my dad at the HOF weekend for Monk & Green had been probably my top Redskins memory since I was too young/dumb to pay attention when I was little & the team was good.
Hoping this is topped in a couple of weeks.
January 19, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Me & my dad (the King of all Turkeys) at the HOF weekend for Monk & Green had been probably my top Redskins memory since I was too young/dumb to pay attention when I was little & the team was good.
Hoping this is topped in a couple of weeks.
January 19, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Turns out she lived in The Alamo
January 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I’ve never identified Canadians so quickly
January 6, 2025 at 5:51 AM
a man in a brown jacket sits on a couch
ALT: a man in a brown jacket sits on a couch
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January 6, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Can’t, still looked up because of J6
January 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
a man drinking from a can on a boat
ALT: a man drinking from a can on a boat
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November 24, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Wait - are Scorpios entitled to extra cakes?!? Why am I just now hearing about this?!???
November 22, 2024 at 1:30 AM
@ityslmemes.com is spending all their per diem on CornCobTV plus subscriptions
November 18, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Trump, looking at RFKjr’s plate
a man wearing a vest that says mvrs on it smiles and says gimme dat
ALT: a man wearing a vest that says mvrs on it smiles and says gimme dat
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November 17, 2024 at 7:43 PM