scalpel
@scalpelfactory.bsky.social
good mourning
37 | leaf | genderfluid | 🔞
cheerful and more than a little morbid
✿ re:pfp - yukimasa's face is funny here but I live for michel ✿
37 | leaf | genderfluid | 🔞
cheerful and more than a little morbid
✿ re:pfp - yukimasa's face is funny here but I live for michel ✿
Oh, the same guy who thinks we should restore the household vote and repeal the 19th? Yeah, I don't waste time on people who don't think I should be allowed to vote.
In other news, "This is not controversial" is a hilarious chaser to any opinion and it's the only thing I might pick up from this guy.
In other news, "This is not controversial" is a hilarious chaser to any opinion and it's the only thing I might pick up from this guy.
November 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Oh, the same guy who thinks we should restore the household vote and repeal the 19th? Yeah, I don't waste time on people who don't think I should be allowed to vote.
In other news, "This is not controversial" is a hilarious chaser to any opinion and it's the only thing I might pick up from this guy.
In other news, "This is not controversial" is a hilarious chaser to any opinion and it's the only thing I might pick up from this guy.
Make any artist happy for less than 5 bucks. Iridescent medium. If I had this as a child it would have become my entire life.
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Make any artist happy for less than 5 bucks. Iridescent medium. If I had this as a child it would have become my entire life.
Shout out to stephencollins. I had a deep double take but then I thought:
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Shout out to stephencollins. I had a deep double take but then I thought:
if I ever sleep with dry shampoo in my hair:
November 3, 2025 at 5:22 AM
if I ever sleep with dry shampoo in my hair:
be so for real right now
October 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
be so for real right now
Situation: men standing in front of driverless taxis trying to hit on women, acting like they won't move until they get her number
Typical reaction: that's terrible, what can we do?
Me: go Speed Racer go
Typical reaction: that's terrible, what can we do?
Me: go Speed Racer go
September 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Situation: men standing in front of driverless taxis trying to hit on women, acting like they won't move until they get her number
Typical reaction: that's terrible, what can we do?
Me: go Speed Racer go
Typical reaction: that's terrible, what can we do?
Me: go Speed Racer go
I am so tired. Do I feel bad for his wife, who chose him to marry? Do I feel bad for children who will be extremely well-provided for, the MAGA crowd will make sure of it? Babies who can at any time they like, watch zillions of hours of daddy's hateful and backwards rhetoric? Not really.
September 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I am so tired. Do I feel bad for his wife, who chose him to marry? Do I feel bad for children who will be extremely well-provided for, the MAGA crowd will make sure of it? Babies who can at any time they like, watch zillions of hours of daddy's hateful and backwards rhetoric? Not really.
The way I buckle up for the iciest of ice cold takes from some yt woman who was born on third base and has spent the ensuing time thinking she hit a triple.
Hope he stays kind, generous, and loyal, because otherwise you are about to find out what the rest of us already see, and it ain't freedom.
Hope he stays kind, generous, and loyal, because otherwise you are about to find out what the rest of us already see, and it ain't freedom.
September 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The way I buckle up for the iciest of ice cold takes from some yt woman who was born on third base and has spent the ensuing time thinking she hit a triple.
Hope he stays kind, generous, and loyal, because otherwise you are about to find out what the rest of us already see, and it ain't freedom.
Hope he stays kind, generous, and loyal, because otherwise you are about to find out what the rest of us already see, and it ain't freedom.
Anyone upset by this post or a post like it - you're acknowledging that her main effect on the community IS harm. Thanks for doing that.
August 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Anyone upset by this post or a post like it - you're acknowledging that her main effect on the community IS harm. Thanks for doing that.
so what have I learned? I can't eat like I did in my 20s. a valuable lesson.
August 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
so what have I learned? I can't eat like I did in my 20s. a valuable lesson.
August 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
oh how language has changed. I saw "garbo" to mean "garbage" ???? it will only ever mean this lovely performer to me:
August 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
oh how language has changed. I saw "garbo" to mean "garbage" ???? it will only ever mean this lovely performer to me:
![Tiffany Pollard meme [African-American/black woman is wide-eyed, mouth open, looking excited], bottom text: "YANG WEN-LI ?!?!?!?!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qre5aaem2gtnbgxk42o6ebni/bafkreihxbdzaqeonznq6urox73skwryiomucz7u2b57hpm2jpo4yl5gypu@jpeg)
Shout out to @allegoriest.bsky.social for this Juri locket decal
July 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Shout out to @allegoriest.bsky.social for this Juri locket decal