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Pork Chop
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I'm just a bunch of meat mashed together and forced to exist. I make the best of it. Pre-cooked!
Pinned
I am a hotdog.
But also
A low-budget film producer and audio engineer.

Owner of 2:13 Productions

Check out some of our work:

"The Janitor's Wife"
youtu.be/qzLAnlrS2Ss?...

Co-host of The Tip Rail Podcast on Spotify:
open.spotify.com/show/70emDeI...

#promosky
The Tip Rail Podcast
Podcast · 2:13 Productions · A podcast about the ins and outs of the gentleman's entertainment industry hosted by a few long time employees of a "world famous" strip club. The dirty details come to li...
open.spotify.com
Being made of pig lips and assholes, my opinion on good music is obvious. #ICP made a banger. #thenaught is mad fresh.
August 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I had a dream that all processed meat was made into tube shapes.
July 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
As a hotdog in America, I find that it is relatively easy to begin a business.
March 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Introducing: Rock Island Enchiladas.
1. Oven 425.
2. Prepackaged burritos. Layer in baking dish.
3. Drench with large can of sauce, covering completely.
4. If frozen, bake for 20mins then flip and bake another 20mins. If thawed, bake for 30mins.
5. Top with cheese and bake for another 10min.
March 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I participated in the 2025 Economic Blackout by not having any damn money in the first place!
March 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I really wanted to say something witty, but I am painfully aware it's not the right time for that. 💜
February 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I instantly stopped what I was doing when I found out Brackeys put out a new Godot video!! TEACH ME, SENPAI💜
February 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I don't know who Sam Altman is, but it sounds like he's having a really bad day. In the sense of ACAB and being a general hater of the rich, good!
January 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Rotating in 90s Nickelodeon cartoons for my pre-teen child so I can seal in my kind of humor.
January 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I am a hotdog.
But also
A low-budget film producer and audio engineer.

Owner of 2:13 Productions

Check out some of our work:

"The Janitor's Wife"
youtu.be/qzLAnlrS2Ss?...

Co-host of The Tip Rail Podcast on Spotify:
open.spotify.com/show/70emDeI...

#promosky
The Tip Rail Podcast
Podcast · 2:13 Productions · A podcast about the ins and outs of the gentleman's entertainment industry hosted by a few long time employees of a "world famous" strip club. The dirty details come to li...
open.spotify.com
January 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I'm just wondering 🤔
January 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I got a surprise 20% off discount at the weed store! For today, this hot dog is baked, not grilled.
January 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Cleaning up the audio for the podcast is fun! I don't often get to hear my machines fans kick on.
December 31, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Migi is too comfortable. He did the kitty activate noise and rolled to his back. #cats #catsofbluesky
December 29, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Metaphor is a fantastic video game.
December 28, 2024 at 2:10 AM
So, how does a hotdog man such as myself disable bot/scammer dms? Bluesky is wild.
December 24, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Migi lays asleep
Unbothered and relaxing
Til the flash happens
#haiku #cats #catpics #migi #animenames
December 21, 2024 at 11:08 PM
The hottest album cover of 2024 just dropped.
December 20, 2024 at 2:27 AM
December 13, 2024 at 3:27 PM
#balatro #jokers #winner #highstakes I finally beat the Checkered Deck after such a long time trying.
November 30, 2024 at 7:36 PM
"#firstpost is #catpic
orange cat: #Migi
grey and white is #Hidari"
#17syllables #haiku
November 29, 2024 at 5:30 AM