Scott
@sc0ttify.bsky.social
Seeking asylum from Elon’s Musk 🤢 Oi/You
Am pretty sure he’s trying his best to NOT win this one
December 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Am pretty sure he’s trying his best to NOT win this one
Who needs a liberal lawyer when you have a president that might just pardon you without being able to explain why he’s doing it?
December 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Who needs a liberal lawyer when you have a president that might just pardon you without being able to explain why he’s doing it?
Testicles are extra!? That’s scrotally unacceptable.
December 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Testicles are extra!? That’s scrotally unacceptable.
WTH is going on today? 🎢
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair next to a briefcase
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair next to a briefcase
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
WTH is going on today? 🎢
Source links to random image via picsum. Just what you want for a big news story
December 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Source links to random image via picsum. Just what you want for a big news story
“TheDailyAUS.world”… yeah, totally legit
December 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
“TheDailyAUS.world”… yeah, totally legit
Saw it was available but wasn’t sure I can risk wasting the time. If it’s marginally bearable then I may make it through the whole thing
December 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Saw it was available but wasn’t sure I can risk wasting the time. If it’s marginally bearable then I may make it through the whole thing
“the choice is made. The traveller has come”
December 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
“the choice is made. The traveller has come”
Can you get me one of those giant mugs, before they run out?
December 13, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Can you get me one of those giant mugs, before they run out?
Complete and utter non-sans of a decision
December 10, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Complete and utter non-sans of a decision
Felon
Initiating
F@*k
All
Peace
Prize
Initiating
F@*k
All
Peace
Prize
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Felon
Initiating
F@*k
All
Peace
Prize
Initiating
F@*k
All
Peace
Prize
“Shall I re read this letter to you”
December 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
“Shall I re read this letter to you”
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
December 5, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
Dalot for Dorgu. Could’ve happened much later
December 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Dalot for Dorgu. Could’ve happened much later
The “the thing I said that wasn’t ‘maliciously’ racist is not for you to comment on due to the racist programming you put out and so is somehow equivalent” defence is a bit of an odd choice
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The “the thing I said that wasn’t ‘maliciously’ racist is not for you to comment on due to the racist programming you put out and so is somehow equivalent” defence is a bit of an odd choice
Was giving off Sir Norman Fry vibes with his little piece of paper with a fake story written on it
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Was giving off Sir Norman Fry vibes with his little piece of paper with a fake story written on it