Chad Werner
@sc00terboy.bsky.social
Turns out, I was but one pandemic away from a mohawk.
October 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
October 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
YOU’D NEVER THROW A SANDWICH AT ME, WOULD YOU? Missed a spot.
August 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
YOU’D NEVER THROW A SANDWICH AT ME, WOULD YOU? Missed a spot.
THEY’RE EATING THE PETS… THER’RE THROWING THE SANDWICHES. LAWLESS ANIMALS ALL!
August 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
THEY’RE EATING THE PETS… THER’RE THROWING THE SANDWICHES. LAWLESS ANIMALS ALL!
YEAH BUT DID YOU HEAR ABOUT WHAT I DID FOR COKE?
August 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
YEAH BUT DID YOU HEAR ABOUT WHAT I DID FOR COKE?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
August 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
FINALLY! SHE GETS IT. AM I RIGHT, FOLKS?
August 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
FINALLY! SHE GETS IT. AM I RIGHT, FOLKS?
MY FEELINGS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THOUGH. HAS ANYONE SEEN THAT KID WHO MOWS MY YARD?
August 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
MY FEELINGS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THOUGH. HAS ANYONE SEEN THAT KID WHO MOWS MY YARD?
I’M NOT AUTOCRAT YOU ARE.
August 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I’M NOT AUTOCRAT YOU ARE.
I came here to say TACO TIIIIME, but apparently it is unnecessary at this point.
August 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I came here to say TACO TIIIIME, but apparently it is unnecessary at this point.
I didn’t even have to listen to the audio to get a lot of pleasure out of this news. #governorgogoboots gets yelled at. More please.
July 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I didn’t even have to listen to the audio to get a lot of pleasure out of this news. #governorgogoboots gets yelled at. More please.
I would like address these true rumors that Coca Cola is unamerican…
July 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I would like address these true rumors that Coca Cola is unamerican…
BETWEEN THIS AND ME SAVING COKE, IS THERE ANYTHING I CANT MAKE GREAT?!
July 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
BETWEEN THIS AND ME SAVING COKE, IS THERE ANYTHING I CANT MAKE GREAT?!