sbustelo.bsky.social
@sbustelo.bsky.social
April 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This should be X's motto.
April 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If you have nothing nice to say,
get a blue tick.
April 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If you have nothing nice to say,
get a blue tick.
April 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
If you have nothing nice to say,
get a blue tick.
April 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
If you have nothing nice to say,
get a blue tick.
April 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It’s always the blue ticks. Nesting in keyboards. Writing nonsense as they hatch and walk and crap over random keys.
April 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Did you know? X auto-tags nonsense so you’re warned.

Turns out, Russian ticks are blue. They hatch on Cyrillic keyboards and type random crap as they crawl, mate, and multiply.

X marks their droppings with a blue tick.
April 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Blue ticks thrive on Russian keyboards, accidentally typing nonsense as they march and shit on the keys.

X helps you spot them.
Just look for the blue tick.
April 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Blue ticks thrive on Russian keyboards, accidentally typing nonsense as they march and shit on the keys.

X helps you spot them.
Just look for the blue tick.
April 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Blue ticks thrive on Russian keyboards, accidentally typing nonsense as they march and shit on the keys.

X helps you spot them.
Just look for the blue tick.
April 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Blue ticks thrive on Russian keyboards, accidentally typing nonsense as they march and shit on the keys.

X helps you spot them.
Just look for the blue tick.
April 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Aceite de oliva español: una variedad de opciones para todos los paladares
April 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
There – I fixed today’s WSJ cover
April 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Branding by Bryan
March 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Branding by Bryan
March 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Marineras CON GLUTEN

Todo lo que le sacaron a los productos sin gluten, lo metieron en este paquete:
March 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Leo “Carpe Diem” en la pizarra y pienso: qué nombre original para una fiambrería. Pero no, el negocio no se llama así. El dueño nos regala filosofía.

Mañana dirá “Memento mori” y pasado, “Cave canem”.
February 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Un pseudopunkito que se la pasa haciendo DRAMONES
February 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Micro manager
February 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Como éste que te recetan cuando sos un pusilánime

“Vos necesitás Ser Firme”
February 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Gallito fácil
February 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Les comparto un nuevo sticker que cometí, para cuando en el WhatsApp se habla de algún “ser de luz”
February 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Le falta la visera roja MAGA y está completo
February 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Tengo una idea de negocio buenísima! Voy a fundar una religión en la que si te portas bien, reencarnas en gato de departamento y apolillas impunemente todo el día como mi gata
February 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM