Scottie B.
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Scottie B.
@sbford87.bsky.social
Music Attorney (I’ve met Morrissey) / dad/ husband / warm weather fan/ I spend a lot of time watching animal videos
Alpha Male alert!
October 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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August 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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January 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Incel alert! Firing on all cylinders from mom’s basement
December 16, 2024 at 9:35 PM
0-12 Quicksand or a tornado like in Wizard of Oz
December 14, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Welp…looks like some folks have upped their stock positions in the iron lung manufacturing industry
December 13, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Ah. So the Make America Great Again slogan was referring to that glorious time in our history when vaccines were not available and kids wore iron lungs to survive. Excellent!
December 13, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Dude. Most of them already live with their parents (in the basement).
December 13, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Solid
December 8, 2024 at 4:32 AM
REM Murmur
Clash - Combat Rock
Police - Synchronicity
Black Flag - Damaged
December 8, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Same here. 2k + per month for our HMO with a 10k deductible. Shit’s out of control and our politicians have no interest in rectifying this absurd system
December 7, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Run! Not sure this guy can even walk anywhere. He’s rocking a motorized Rascal to get around at this point
December 4, 2024 at 2:12 AM
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December 3, 2024 at 3:18 AM
I do recall the New Testament mentioning that Jesus will specifically not pardon those that lie on their gun registration form, so he may have a point.
December 3, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Incel Alert! Another loser with opposable thumbs flexing hard from his mom’s basement. See ya
December 3, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Looking forward to the 4th wave
November 26, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Which iteration of emo? 1st wave (Fugazi, SDRE)? 90s emo (Cap’n Jazz, Mineral) or the god awful 2000’s version with girl jeans and funny haircuts?
November 25, 2024 at 11:59 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Bob Marley/Wailers. My go to when I’m undecided
November 21, 2024 at 11:58 PM
This all tracks
November 21, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Will this “Christian “ school system teach a course on how to drug and rape women, then have them sign NDAs, as part of the curriculum?
November 21, 2024 at 7:42 PM