Twitter account is locked cause I said something about [redacted] landlords

Everyone in my reading group is sad today so we’re just gonna talk about other things besides the reading

I have unlimited metrocard but I hop the turnstile anyway just for the bit

Someone who writes for ITYSL is definitely gay because I can’t imagine straight people thinking about how adults have to go to claire’s to get their ears pierced

It might seem like my life got really terrible as soon as I moved to nyc but actually it got terrible before that *so* I moved to nyc. I don’t regret the decision at all

That Bill Hader reel that keeps showing up is like the caveman spongebob meme. It’s everywhere and the meaning is never clear

I can’t tweet or send DM’s on twitter 🤷🏽‍♂️

I am willing to fight for my fucking life every day till I die but I hope at least for one day that I won’t have to