SBC
@sbc1972.bsky.social
Father, Husband, Part time Footballing God & full time Superhero. Saving the world, one cookie at a time...
Just changed my Sat Nav voice to Mathew McConaughey and now I can’t turn left…
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Just changed my Sat Nav voice to Mathew McConaughey and now I can’t turn left…
@helenlohara.bsky.social @jamescdyer.bsky.social @chrishewitt.bsky.social
With regards to this weeks podcast question, surely JCVD in JCVD has to be in contention for a Mt Rushmore spot?…
With regards to this weeks podcast question, surely JCVD in JCVD has to be in contention for a Mt Rushmore spot?…
November 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
@helenlohara.bsky.social @jamescdyer.bsky.social @chrishewitt.bsky.social
With regards to this weeks podcast question, surely JCVD in JCVD has to be in contention for a Mt Rushmore spot?…
With regards to this weeks podcast question, surely JCVD in JCVD has to be in contention for a Mt Rushmore spot?…
Prosecution: Did you kill him?
Me: No I didn’t.
Prosecution: Do you know what the punishment is for committing perjury?
Me: Almost certainly less than Murder…
Me: No I didn’t.
Prosecution: Do you know what the punishment is for committing perjury?
Me: Almost certainly less than Murder…
November 4, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Prosecution: Did you kill him?
Me: No I didn’t.
Prosecution: Do you know what the punishment is for committing perjury?
Me: Almost certainly less than Murder…
Me: No I didn’t.
Prosecution: Do you know what the punishment is for committing perjury?
Me: Almost certainly less than Murder…
It's a little known fact that Richard Gere's dad, Gottler, was a famous Swedish ventriloquist.
October 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
It's a little known fact that Richard Gere's dad, Gottler, was a famous Swedish ventriloquist.
Business idea:
Find Melbournes most popular wedding venue and then set up a coffee bar outside called for ‘Grounds For Divorce’.
Find Melbournes most popular wedding venue and then set up a coffee bar outside called for ‘Grounds For Divorce’.
October 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Business idea:
Find Melbournes most popular wedding venue and then set up a coffee bar outside called for ‘Grounds For Divorce’.
Find Melbournes most popular wedding venue and then set up a coffee bar outside called for ‘Grounds For Divorce’.
If you have to swim ashore before you ask, there’s a reasonably high chance you haven’t passed your driving test…
September 27, 2025 at 8:12 AM
If you have to swim ashore before you ask, there’s a reasonably high chance you haven’t passed your driving test…
@helenlohara.bsky.social
Hi Helen, jumping the gun ‘slightly’ with suggestions for the Empire podcast this week. How about Robert Redford film recommendations that may have slipped under people’s radar. You can make it a Mt Rushmore question if you REALLY want to 😃
Hi Helen, jumping the gun ‘slightly’ with suggestions for the Empire podcast this week. How about Robert Redford film recommendations that may have slipped under people’s radar. You can make it a Mt Rushmore question if you REALLY want to 😃
September 17, 2025 at 4:37 AM
@helenlohara.bsky.social
Hi Helen, jumping the gun ‘slightly’ with suggestions for the Empire podcast this week. How about Robert Redford film recommendations that may have slipped under people’s radar. You can make it a Mt Rushmore question if you REALLY want to 😃
Hi Helen, jumping the gun ‘slightly’ with suggestions for the Empire podcast this week. How about Robert Redford film recommendations that may have slipped under people’s radar. You can make it a Mt Rushmore question if you REALLY want to 😃
Do you think umbrellas originally started out being called brellas and the inventor just hesitated when asked what they were called?
September 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Do you think umbrellas originally started out being called brellas and the inventor just hesitated when asked what they were called?
VERY IMPORTANT SAFETY TIP:
If your partner ever asks ‘Do you like how I did my makeup?’
NEVER. EVER. REPLY.
‘Yes and if you want I can go and kill Batman with you.’
You’re Welcome…
If your partner ever asks ‘Do you like how I did my makeup?’
NEVER. EVER. REPLY.
‘Yes and if you want I can go and kill Batman with you.’
You’re Welcome…
September 7, 2025 at 9:18 AM
VERY IMPORTANT SAFETY TIP:
If your partner ever asks ‘Do you like how I did my makeup?’
NEVER. EVER. REPLY.
‘Yes and if you want I can go and kill Batman with you.’
You’re Welcome…
If your partner ever asks ‘Do you like how I did my makeup?’
NEVER. EVER. REPLY.
‘Yes and if you want I can go and kill Batman with you.’
You’re Welcome…
Very disappointed to discover that ‘Dunkirk’ isn’t an autobiography about William Shatner…
September 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Very disappointed to discover that ‘Dunkirk’ isn’t an autobiography about William Shatner…
I am Loki, of Seaworld, and I am burdened with glorious porpoise.
August 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I am Loki, of Seaworld, and I am burdened with glorious porpoise.
Next year, at the end of July, we all go to San Diego dressed as great military leaders of old eastern block European countries. We all play it completely straight faced and when asked we say that "we thought this was Commie-Con".
Who's with me?
Who's with me?
July 29, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Next year, at the end of July, we all go to San Diego dressed as great military leaders of old eastern block European countries. We all play it completely straight faced and when asked we say that "we thought this was Commie-Con".
Who's with me?
Who's with me?
The more I think about it the more I’m convinced that palindrome should be spelled palindromemordnilap.
#IMaybeTired
#IMaybeTired
July 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The more I think about it the more I’m convinced that palindrome should be spelled palindromemordnilap.
#IMaybeTired
#IMaybeTired
Tomorrow isn’t promised.
Be a problem today…
Be a problem today…
July 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Tomorrow isn’t promised.
Be a problem today…
Be a problem today…
Not only am I the master of suspense, but I…
July 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Not only am I the master of suspense, but I…
A Pessimist and an Optimist are walking down the road. The Pessimist says "Things are terrible, they can't get any worse". The Optimist says "Yes they can".
July 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
A Pessimist and an Optimist are walking down the road. The Pessimist says "Things are terrible, they can't get any worse". The Optimist says "Yes they can".
@helenlohara.bsky.social
Hi Helen, just curious but do you think the ‘Harold’ that the Silver Surfer keeps mentioning is the same as the one from Neighbours?
Asking for a friend…
Hi Helen, just curious but do you think the ‘Harold’ that the Silver Surfer keeps mentioning is the same as the one from Neighbours?
Asking for a friend…
July 4, 2025 at 10:25 AM
@helenlohara.bsky.social
Hi Helen, just curious but do you think the ‘Harold’ that the Silver Surfer keeps mentioning is the same as the one from Neighbours?
Asking for a friend…
Hi Helen, just curious but do you think the ‘Harold’ that the Silver Surfer keeps mentioning is the same as the one from Neighbours?
Asking for a friend…
So, it’s Sunday and I find myself sat on the couch, dressed as an 18th century nun, watching Bruce Willis films.
That’s right
‘Old Habits, Die Hard’
That’s right
‘Old Habits, Die Hard’
June 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
So, it’s Sunday and I find myself sat on the couch, dressed as an 18th century nun, watching Bruce Willis films.
That’s right
‘Old Habits, Die Hard’
That’s right
‘Old Habits, Die Hard’
I’m not very good at dwarf impressions. But still, hey ho…
June 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’m not very good at dwarf impressions. But still, hey ho…
My next door neighbour just got arrested for growing weed. I guess the property line isn’t where I thought it was.
May 29, 2025 at 6:37 AM
My next door neighbour just got arrested for growing weed. I guess the property line isn’t where I thought it was.
Fool me once. Shame on you.
Fool me twice. Shame on me.
Fool me 37432 times, chances are you’re a weatherman…
Fool me twice. Shame on me.
Fool me 37432 times, chances are you’re a weatherman…
May 6, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Fool me once. Shame on you.
Fool me twice. Shame on me.
Fool me 37432 times, chances are you’re a weatherman…
Fool me twice. Shame on me.
Fool me 37432 times, chances are you’re a weatherman…
My knee just cracked so loudly that I’m expecting to glow in the dark later…
May 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My knee just cracked so loudly that I’m expecting to glow in the dark later…
Flamboyant: The art of being on fire whilst floating at the same time.
May 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Flamboyant: The art of being on fire whilst floating at the same time.
I have decided to try and increase my vocabulary as this will allow me to associate with a higher calendar of people.
May 3, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I have decided to try and increase my vocabulary as this will allow me to associate with a higher calendar of people.
@chrishewitt.bsky.social @helenlohara.bsky.social @jamescdyer.bsky.social
Hi, just saw an old clip of Josh Brolin saying that if Thanos had enough power to wipe out half the universe, surely he must also have had enough to create twice the resources.
I may need to go and have a lie down…
Hi, just saw an old clip of Josh Brolin saying that if Thanos had enough power to wipe out half the universe, surely he must also have had enough to create twice the resources.
I may need to go and have a lie down…
April 27, 2025 at 8:02 AM
@chrishewitt.bsky.social @helenlohara.bsky.social @jamescdyer.bsky.social
Hi, just saw an old clip of Josh Brolin saying that if Thanos had enough power to wipe out half the universe, surely he must also have had enough to create twice the resources.
I may need to go and have a lie down…
Hi, just saw an old clip of Josh Brolin saying that if Thanos had enough power to wipe out half the universe, surely he must also have had enough to create twice the resources.
I may need to go and have a lie down…