@sbb-writer.bsky.social
Author of Mr. Funnyman / Founding Editor of @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social
“emerging from the fog, was a herd of unicorns. Except, they didn’t look like your typical fairytale unicorns. No. They were menacing, with glowing yellow eyes, sharp horns, and bucked teeth.”
Wrote about The Kmart Unicorn Massacre for @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social 🦄
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Wrote about The Kmart Unicorn Massacre for @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social 🦄
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The Kmart Unicorn Massacre
No one knows what made the unicorns kill over 200 Kmart shoppers on Christmas Eve, 1999. In fact, I wasn’t even scheduled to work that day, but my manager, Derek, called and asked if I would cover …
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May 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
“emerging from the fog, was a herd of unicorns. Except, they didn’t look like your typical fairytale unicorns. No. They were menacing, with glowing yellow eyes, sharp horns, and bucked teeth.”
Wrote about The Kmart Unicorn Massacre for @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social 🦄
dailydrunkmag.com/2025/05/22/t...
Wrote about The Kmart Unicorn Massacre for @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social 🦄
dailydrunkmag.com/2025/05/22/t...
Reposted
I wrote this piece for a recent HAD call, but as soon as I was done putting it together, I had a feeling it was destined for @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social. Massive thanks again to @sbb-writer.bsky.social for supporting my work!
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A Scene From Clerks MMMMMDCCXXIX
Dante and Randall are at the video store. They’ve always been at the video store, after all. Except, right now they’re in the Quik Stop. Dante is restocking the shelves, even if the bones of his fi…
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May 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I wrote this piece for a recent HAD call, but as soon as I was done putting it together, I had a feeling it was destined for @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social. Massive thanks again to @sbb-writer.bsky.social for supporting my work!
dailydrunkmag.com/2025/05/18/a...
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Wrote a goosebumps-inspired story about Guy Fieri for @dailydrunkmag
“It looked like Guy Fieri. But everything about him was wrong. His smile was a little too sharp. His eyes a little too black. His tattoos dripped in ooze.”
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“It looked like Guy Fieri. But everything about him was wrong. His smile was a little too sharp. His eyes a little too black. His tattoos dripped in ooze.”
dailydrunkmag.com/2025/05/16/t...
May 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Wrote a goosebumps-inspired story about Guy Fieri for @dailydrunkmag
“It looked like Guy Fieri. But everything about him was wrong. His smile was a little too sharp. His eyes a little too black. His tattoos dripped in ooze.”
dailydrunkmag.com/2025/05/16/t...
“It looked like Guy Fieri. But everything about him was wrong. His smile was a little too sharp. His eyes a little too black. His tattoos dripped in ooze.”
dailydrunkmag.com/2025/05/16/t...
Reposted
Really grateful to have a piece up @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social again. Huge thanks to @sbb-writer.bsky.social for giving this one space!
“Her mind wanders to an episode of Twilight Zone she watched when she was a kid. The one where a little girl falls into the fourth dimension through a portal in her bedroom wall.”
New fiction from @jackbedell.bsky.social
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New fiction from @jackbedell.bsky.social
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The Private Investigator Loses Track of Time
She focuses her camera on the front wall of the house she’s been watching for a week, though that week could’ve been a day, or a month, or all the years of her life. Not a single thing has changed …
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February 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Really grateful to have a piece up @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social again. Huge thanks to @sbb-writer.bsky.social for giving this one space!
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“George was a certified cheapskate and did everything possible to save money, including cutting cable, which meant he could no longer watch his beloved Lakers.“
Fiction by @sbb-writer.bsky.social
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Fiction by @sbb-writer.bsky.social
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George the Cheapskate Loves his Lakers
George was a certified cheapskate and did everything possible to save money, including cutting cable, which meant he could no longer watch his beloved Lakers. But George was crafty and discovered t…
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February 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
“George was a certified cheapskate and did everything possible to save money, including cutting cable, which meant he could no longer watch his beloved Lakers.“
Fiction by @sbb-writer.bsky.social
dailydrunkmag.com/2025/02/25/g...
Fiction by @sbb-writer.bsky.social
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Wrote a 200-word story about a cheapskate named George who watches fake basketball games on his PlayStation
February 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Wrote a 200-word story about a cheapskate named George who watches fake basketball games on his PlayStation