So, this heartless one decided to slip outside in the night and didn't come back for a full day and half.. I'll never complain about her being lazy again, I swear! Just stay home and do nothing, your presence is more than enough..

Oh.. Could she actually be looking for a job? Or perhaps she's just giving a scathing online review on how late her dinner is..

Can't believe I'm coming home from a long day at work, only to find laundry piling up, a sink full of dishes and a cat that's in the same exact spot as when I left this morning.. Either do some housework or get a job, damn lazy cat..

So, Sazzy has this thing about closed doors.. She hates it! #Cat

Kitty is starved for attention, despite napping with me all day..
#Cat

In this house, we always ask for consent before touching..
#Cat

Heard people here liked cats, so let me introduce;
Her Majesty Queen Sazzy. She's a 6½ year old (allegedly) Silver Bengal, terrified of strangers and a menace to her housefolk! Now in her fourth and final home!