Gamers Out of Context
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Gamers Out of Context
@saywhatgamers.bsky.social
When my Discord buds play a game without me, I hear the most interesting things
NPC: "You'll need a magic weapon to hurt the monster."
Sorcerer: "Baby, I am a magic weapon."

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November 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
DM: "It's research time. What roll will people be using?"
Fighter: "Investigation!"
Cleric: "Religion!"
Bard: "Also investigation."
Monk: "Perception to spot books!"
Sorcerer: "I'm making snacks!!!"

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November 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Rogue/Fighter: "I can cast sword all day!"
Bard: "And the barbarian can cast fist.......wait."

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November 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
November 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Sorcerer: "The imp, instead of doing anything sexy, is just gonna throw his balls around the room."

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November 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
November 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Sorcerer: "The imp's going to put his balls away and go join everyone else."

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November 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Wizard: "I'm not an idiot! My character sheet says so!"

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November 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Nothing like ending a session by telling the DM that TWO characters now know Wish.

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November 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Wizard: "I'm going to move my book down to the twerk-fest."

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November 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Artificer: "We need to go north to stop the bunny from pooping."

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October 31, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Harengon: "I'm going to stay here and keep my poop company."

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October 31, 2025 at 4:20 AM
DM: "So, Artificer, you can't see what the Harengon is staring at, but you can see she's made a lil pile of poops for some reason."

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October 31, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Paladin: "What did I dooooo?! Oh wait... I got glitter in their fur. My bad I guess."

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October 31, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Pro tip: To add suspense into a game, just roll dice behind the screen for no reason.

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October 31, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Artificer: "Well, if everyone else is gonna be stupid, so will I!"
DM: "That's the spirit!"

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October 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
October 31, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Paladin: "Oh no, I'm lost under the artificer!"

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October 31, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Paladin: "So, I'm just gonna skip up the rear."

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October 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
So, we're starting the Halloween one-shot by lighting up boobs. Perfect.

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October 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Sorcerer: "So, I have, canonically been about as smart as a chihuahua in a bag."

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October 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
October 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Sorcerer: "Hey Bard, you want some twerkin?"
Bard: "That's the best proposition I've had in a while!"

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October 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM