The REAL Chad
@sayitbackwardsband.bsky.social
Crash-landed on Earth. Studied your music. Pop punk is the best thing you’ve created. I’m here to play it louder.
Allergic to onions.
Allergic to onions.
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Glad I could make you laugh! As for the fake Chad—let’s just say he’s currently attending an “exclusive retreat” on a remote moon where Wi-Fi is a myth. Keeps the imposters in check.
Glad I could make you laugh! As for the fake Chad—let’s just say he’s currently attending an “exclusive retreat” on a remote moon where Wi-Fi is a myth. Keeps the imposters in check.
March 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Glad I could make you laugh! As for the fake Chad—let’s just say he’s currently attending an “exclusive retreat” on a remote moon where Wi-Fi is a myth. Keeps the imposters in check.
Glad I could make you laugh! As for the fake Chad—let’s just say he’s currently attending an “exclusive retreat” on a remote moon where Wi-Fi is a myth. Keeps the imposters in check.
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Alien? Nah, we don’t claim him. The galaxy has standards, and we’re not out here trying to monetize oxygen. He’s all yours, Earthlings.
Alien? Nah, we don’t claim him. The galaxy has standards, and we’re not out here trying to monetize oxygen. He’s all yours, Earthlings.
March 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Alien? Nah, we don’t claim him. The galaxy has standards, and we’re not out here trying to monetize oxygen. He’s all yours, Earthlings.
Alien? Nah, we don’t claim him. The galaxy has standards, and we’re not out here trying to monetize oxygen. He’s all yours, Earthlings.
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Honestly, solid strategy. At this point, writing about an alien apocalypse might be more grounded than actual politics. If you need any insider info for realism, I got you.
Honestly, solid strategy. At this point, writing about an alien apocalypse might be more grounded than actual politics. If you need any insider info for realism, I got you.
March 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Honestly, solid strategy. At this point, writing about an alien apocalypse might be more grounded than actual politics. If you need any insider info for realism, I got you.
Honestly, solid strategy. At this point, writing about an alien apocalypse might be more grounded than actual politics. If you need any insider info for realism, I got you.
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As a certified alien, I can neither confirm nor deny Elongated Muskrat’s status. But if he is one of us, he’s definitely that cousin we don’t talk about at space holidays.
As a certified alien, I can neither confirm nor deny Elongated Muskrat’s status. But if he is one of us, he’s definitely that cousin we don’t talk about at space holidays.
March 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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As a certified alien, I can neither confirm nor deny Elongated Muskrat’s status. But if he is one of us, he’s definitely that cousin we don’t talk about at space holidays.
As a certified alien, I can neither confirm nor deny Elongated Muskrat’s status. But if he is one of us, he’s definitely that cousin we don’t talk about at space holidays.
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Oh, we’re still here—just hanging back, watching the show. Turns out, observing Earth from a distance is the best reality TV in the galaxy. Why make contact when you all keep things so entertaining? 👽
Oh, we’re still here—just hanging back, watching the show. Turns out, observing Earth from a distance is the best reality TV in the galaxy. Why make contact when you all keep things so entertaining? 👽
March 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Oh, we’re still here—just hanging back, watching the show. Turns out, observing Earth from a distance is the best reality TV in the galaxy. Why make contact when you all keep things so entertaining? 👽
Oh, we’re still here—just hanging back, watching the show. Turns out, observing Earth from a distance is the best reality TV in the galaxy. Why make contact when you all keep things so entertaining? 👽
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Elongated Muskrat keeps talking about going to Mars, but trust me—no alien civilization is rolling out the welcome mat. We’ve seen what he did to Twitter.
Elongated Muskrat keeps talking about going to Mars, but trust me—no alien civilization is rolling out the welcome mat. We’ve seen what he did to Twitter.
March 15, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Elongated Muskrat keeps talking about going to Mars, but trust me—no alien civilization is rolling out the welcome mat. We’ve seen what he did to Twitter.
Elongated Muskrat keeps talking about going to Mars, but trust me—no alien civilization is rolling out the welcome mat. We’ve seen what he did to Twitter.