This is Lola. She is one of the most skilled soccer dribblers we've ever seen, so it makes sense that she's already capturing footage for her documentary. 14/10

My prompts for Meta AI:

1) An image of Zuckerberg sucking EGGS

2) EDIT: Tattoo "LOSER" on his forehead.

#MetaAI

@tiniestturtles.bsky.social

My tiniest pet turtles 😍

There is no better time than right now to abandon Twitter.

Make it useless. Worthless.

The more I use BlueSky, the less inclined I feel returning to Twitter.

Every time I'm here I realize how toxic that other place is become.

It's a no-contest.

BlueSky >>> Twitter

Correct. It's called Twitter, as it was "born" with this name. It's like calling somebody a completely unrelated and different name... for no apparent reason!

The always so generous Mr. Elon Musk is offering 40 percent off on Twitter Premium for a limited time. 3 days is all you got to avail of his generosity.

Please leave your thank you messages to Mr. Musk for considering such a steep discount.

Every single school should have a library & a librarian, to help every single child find the books that will make them readers, and give them all the lifelong benefits of literacy. Libraries & librarians change children's lives FOREVER!
#literacy #libraries #librarians

If you still have a Twitter or threads account, start encouraging more people to join Blue Sky, especially if you are European. Twitter (X) is being used to manipulate elections globally and suppress information.

Post at least once a day, encouraging others to join. #bluesky

William Zabka doesn't have an account yet. Maybe I should "strike first" and create one for him?

#ItsJustAJoke

Hurry up, William before the fake Johnny Lawrence show up.

#cobrakai