At this point, it seems more likely that Trump will get hit by a thrown Nobel medal, than to win one.

This photograph was taken two days ago at the FBI Academy in Quantico and submitted to the NYT under the condition of anonymity.

If a picture is usually worth a thousand words, this one is worth millions.

I will be deadnaming the Gulf of Mexico.

I just put my laundry away. Every sock had a match. Quest completed!