Warren Robertson
@sawarren.bsky.social
With his unique style and iconic fashion sense, Warren is, without a doubt, the Monty Python of comedy. He/him #WhatsTheFactPodcast
Capetown: Where vaccines are a dangerous conspiracy, but everyone is on Ozempic.
February 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Capetown: Where vaccines are a dangerous conspiracy, but everyone is on Ozempic.
Viral Chinese technology takes world by surprise and destroys global markets. Who remembers Covid?
January 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Viral Chinese technology takes world by surprise and destroys global markets. Who remembers Covid?
Save a fortune on carguard tips by unlocking your car with a coat hanger.
January 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Save a fortune on carguard tips by unlocking your car with a coat hanger.
Anyone who thinks David Lynch is dead wasn't paying attention. There was no curtain blowing in the background when his death was announced, meaning it's in the dream realm and is a reflection of his wife's desires.
January 17, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Anyone who thinks David Lynch is dead wasn't paying attention. There was no curtain blowing in the background when his death was announced, meaning it's in the dream realm and is a reflection of his wife's desires.
I'm conflicted. Everyone keeps saying this is the darkest timeline, but it's also the only one where I am not a virgin.
January 12, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I'm conflicted. Everyone keeps saying this is the darkest timeline, but it's also the only one where I am not a virgin.
Fuck, Marry, Kill: The Father, son and Holy spirit?
January 9, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Fuck, Marry, Kill: The Father, son and Holy spirit?
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“Will pay any amount.”
Feels like one of those futile pleas we’re going to hear from wealthy people more and more in the era of climate change.
Feels like one of those futile pleas we’re going to hear from wealthy people more and more in the era of climate change.
January 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
“Will pay any amount.”
Feels like one of those futile pleas we’re going to hear from wealthy people more and more in the era of climate change.
Feels like one of those futile pleas we’re going to hear from wealthy people more and more in the era of climate change.
Today Temu suggested I buy a portable bath tub, a lute and a sword and now I really wish I was that person.
January 7, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Today Temu suggested I buy a portable bath tub, a lute and a sword and now I really wish I was that person.
Apparently he is buying Liverpool cause he heard they have the best right winger in the world.
January 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Apparently he is buying Liverpool cause he heard they have the best right winger in the world.
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As a society, we just have NOT grappled with the death toll from Covid and the lives upended by illness—and we also haven't acknowledged all the other ways the pandemic uprooted every part of who we are and how we operate.
We've been through some shit together but we haven't processed it together.
We've been through some shit together but we haven't processed it together.
January 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
As a society, we just have NOT grappled with the death toll from Covid and the lives upended by illness—and we also haven't acknowledged all the other ways the pandemic uprooted every part of who we are and how we operate.
We've been through some shit together but we haven't processed it together.
We've been through some shit together but we haven't processed it together.
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Seen a few folks astonished by my lack of support for ChatGPT and similar. Because AI, right?
Yeah, no. What we have right now is glorified autocorrect. Glorified autocorrect that takes the energy of an entire city to do what it does, plus half of Lake Erie to cool down while it's doing it.
Yeah, no. What we have right now is glorified autocorrect. Glorified autocorrect that takes the energy of an entire city to do what it does, plus half of Lake Erie to cool down while it's doing it.
December 27, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Seen a few folks astonished by my lack of support for ChatGPT and similar. Because AI, right?
Yeah, no. What we have right now is glorified autocorrect. Glorified autocorrect that takes the energy of an entire city to do what it does, plus half of Lake Erie to cool down while it's doing it.
Yeah, no. What we have right now is glorified autocorrect. Glorified autocorrect that takes the energy of an entire city to do what it does, plus half of Lake Erie to cool down while it's doing it.
December 27, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Enjoy the chrismassy sentiment of the word Grinch now cause in a decade it will be used to describe a horrifying sex act none of us has even considered.
December 25, 2024 at 7:50 AM
Enjoy the chrismassy sentiment of the word Grinch now cause in a decade it will be used to describe a horrifying sex act none of us has even considered.
Never date anyone who says he is a bull-fighter— big red flag.
November 15, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Never date anyone who says he is a bull-fighter— big red flag.
I did some unbelievably stupid things when I was 20, but at least I never posted that I am an Alpha to social media. These kids are just begging for the regret later in life.
November 15, 2024 at 7:22 AM
I did some unbelievably stupid things when I was 20, but at least I never posted that I am an Alpha to social media. These kids are just begging for the regret later in life.
The Onion CEO's statement on why they bought Info wars is a masterpiece in comedy writing.
theonion.com/heres-why-i-...
theonion.com/heres-why-i-...
Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’
Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, int...
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November 14, 2024 at 4:56 PM
The Onion CEO's statement on why they bought Info wars is a masterpiece in comedy writing.
theonion.com/heres-why-i-...
theonion.com/heres-why-i-...
Say what you like about the daughter of the Somali sports minister in that 100m. She has given me new respect for how fast the others are. She should compete in all events.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2023/aug/02/slowest-ever-sprinter-somalia-nasra-abukar-ali
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2023/aug/02/slowest-ever-sprinter-somalia-nasra-abukar-ali
August 3, 2023 at 8:22 AM
Say what you like about the daughter of the Somali sports minister in that 100m. She has given me new respect for how fast the others are. She should compete in all events.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2023/aug/02/slowest-ever-sprinter-somalia-nasra-abukar-ali
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2023/aug/02/slowest-ever-sprinter-somalia-nasra-abukar-ali
If I found a weird animal, brought it home, bathed it, fed it and it then tried to eat my cat, I would have it immediately put down at the nearest vet. Let that be a warning to any Alfs out there.
August 2, 2023 at 4:12 PM
If I found a weird animal, brought it home, bathed it, fed it and it then tried to eat my cat, I would have it immediately put down at the nearest vet. Let that be a warning to any Alfs out there.
Can't shake the feeling that epidurals would make for a wildly popular street drug.
August 2, 2023 at 2:04 PM
Can't shake the feeling that epidurals would make for a wildly popular street drug.
Congratulations to all children's book authors for the release of your novel about a girl who discovers her magical powers, escapes from boarding school and teams up with a band of misfits to save her mother.
July 30, 2023 at 10:55 AM
Congratulations to all children's book authors for the release of your novel about a girl who discovers her magical powers, escapes from boarding school and teams up with a band of misfits to save her mother.
Tonight we recorded a new episode of "What's the fact?" and discussed Orson Welles' breasts. Has our podcast peaked?
July 26, 2023 at 10:30 PM
Tonight we recorded a new episode of "What's the fact?" and discussed Orson Welles' breasts. Has our podcast peaked?
If God didn't want us to brutally slaughter and eat animals why didn't he just populate the world with ready made pies?
July 26, 2023 at 8:44 PM
If God didn't want us to brutally slaughter and eat animals why didn't he just populate the world with ready made pies?