SavoryCaroline
@savorycaroline.bsky.social
Obstreperous about fascism.
October 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
That's it, we've gotta arm the kids now. There's no other possible answer to this problem than MOAR GUNZ. Give these kids surface-to-air missiles and I promise homeowners will think twice.
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11-year-old boy fatally shot in Houston after 'ding dong ditch' doorbell-ringing prank, police say
Houston police say an 11-year-old boy was fatally shot after a prank in which he rang the doorbell of a home and ran away.
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September 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
That's it, we've gotta arm the kids now. There's no other possible answer to this problem than MOAR GUNZ. Give these kids surface-to-air missiles and I promise homeowners will think twice.
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Did I just buy a Mexican flag magnet for my car so I can drive around maliciously and meticulously complying with traffic laws, waiting to get pulled over for "driving while brown," only to have them see my lily white a$$ when they come up to the window? Yes, yes I did. 🇲🇽 #unoreverse
August 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Did I just buy a Mexican flag magnet for my car so I can drive around maliciously and meticulously complying with traffic laws, waiting to get pulled over for "driving while brown," only to have them see my lily white a$$ when they come up to the window? Yes, yes I did. 🇲🇽 #unoreverse
Someone should send this pic of my current morning medications to RFK, because I’m pretty sure he’d drop dead from shock.
August 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Someone should send this pic of my current morning medications to RFK, because I’m pretty sure he’d drop dead from shock.
@weratecatss.bsky.social My Mr. Charlotte as a kitten (less than a year ago). I didn't alter the colors at all, just the focus. 😻
August 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
@weratecatss.bsky.social My Mr. Charlotte as a kitten (less than a year ago). I didn't alter the colors at all, just the focus. 😻
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: THE PERFECT LOAF™️ HAS BEEN ACHIEVED. All bakers may now go home, with the thanks of a grateful nation. 🍞
August 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: THE PERFECT LOAF™️ HAS BEEN ACHIEVED. All bakers may now go home, with the thanks of a grateful nation. 🍞
WHO'S UP FOR A BBQ?? Let's roast some weenies up in here #RVA #freespeech
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Trump moves to ban flag burning despite Supreme Court ruling that Constitution allows it
President Donald Trump has signed an executive order requiring the Justice Department to investigate instances of flag burning.
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August 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
WHO'S UP FOR A BBQ?? Let's roast some weenies up in here #RVA #freespeech
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Screenshot this: it is a matter of time until a member of the National Guard guns down an American citizen now. Mark my words.
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Some National Guard units in Washington are now carrying firearms in escalation of Trump deployment
Some National Guard units patrolling the nation’s capital at the direction of President Donald Trump have started carrying firearms.
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August 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Screenshot this: it is a matter of time until a member of the National Guard guns down an American citizen now. Mark my words.
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Literally Jesus Christ: "So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets." (A.K.A. The Golden Rule)
Christians:
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Christians:
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Can empathy lead to sin? Some conservative Christians argue it can
Some voices on the Christian right are arguing the virtue of empathy has become a vice. Those Christians claim empathy can manipulate people into accepting what they see as sins, like abortion access ...
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August 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Literally Jesus Christ: "So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets." (A.K.A. The Golden Rule)
Christians:
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Christians:
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I’m waiting at my OBGYN’s office because he had to go help someone who is actively giving birth. Then, the fire alarm went off and we all had to evacuate.
Can you IMAGINE??? Being in the worst part of labor, the Ring of Fire moment, and the evacuation alarm goes off?? What do you even DO?
Can you IMAGINE??? Being in the worst part of labor, the Ring of Fire moment, and the evacuation alarm goes off?? What do you even DO?
August 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I’m waiting at my OBGYN’s office because he had to go help someone who is actively giving birth. Then, the fire alarm went off and we all had to evacuate.
Can you IMAGINE??? Being in the worst part of labor, the Ring of Fire moment, and the evacuation alarm goes off?? What do you even DO?
Can you IMAGINE??? Being in the worst part of labor, the Ring of Fire moment, and the evacuation alarm goes off?? What do you even DO?
I don't understand the thought process behind workout bottoms without pockets. Even if I don't take my phone, where TF am I supposed to put my keys??
August 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I don't understand the thought process behind workout bottoms without pockets. Even if I don't take my phone, where TF am I supposed to put my keys??
How soon we forget that merely 5 years ago the world was begging, clambering for a vaccine 💔
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RFK Jr. pulls $500 million in funding for vaccine development
The Department of Health and Human Services plans to cancel contracts and pull funding for some vaccines being developed to fight respiratory viruses like COVID-19 and the flu.
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August 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
How soon we forget that merely 5 years ago the world was begging, clambering for a vaccine 💔
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Smash Mouth was right: the years start coming and they really do NOT. STOP. COMING. 💀
June 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Smash Mouth was right: the years start coming and they really do NOT. STOP. COMING. 💀
This week I opened three separate milk cartons - two different types from two different stores - and ALL OF THEM were spoiled. None of them were expired.
But hey, at least Elon got to feel important with his chainsaw.
But hey, at least Elon got to feel important with his chainsaw.
May 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This week I opened three separate milk cartons - two different types from two different stores - and ALL OF THEM were spoiled. None of them were expired.
But hey, at least Elon got to feel important with his chainsaw.
But hey, at least Elon got to feel important with his chainsaw.
BUT HER EMAILS!!
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Hegseth had an unsecured internet line set up in his office to connect to Signal, AP sources say
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth had an internet connection that bypassed the Pentagon’s security protocols set up in his office to use the Signal messaging app on a personal computer.
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April 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
BUT HER EMAILS!!
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Boy howdy, God sure said "I have saved your greatest test of faith for last, Frances: before I allow you into the Kingdom of Heaven, you must meet with J.D. Vance." #RIPPopeFrancis #PopeFrancis
April 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Boy howdy, God sure said "I have saved your greatest test of faith for last, Frances: before I allow you into the Kingdom of Heaven, you must meet with J.D. Vance." #RIPPopeFrancis #PopeFrancis
Genuine question: All of the students who were flooding the streets to protest against Biden's support of Israel, where are they now that their peers are being snatched from the streets for no reason? 🤔
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Colleges around the US say some international students' visas are being revoked
Colleges around the country are reporting cases of international students suddenly learning their visas have been revoked.
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April 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Genuine question: All of the students who were flooding the streets to protest against Biden's support of Israel, where are they now that their peers are being snatched from the streets for no reason? 🤔
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So you voted for a racist, narcissist, fascist, adjudicated rapist and convicted felon and now you're big sad about losing money because he's doing exactly what he said he was going to do?
OH NO, it looks like I left all of my f#cks back in 2016 🙃 #FAFO #schadenfreude #toldyouso
OH NO, it looks like I left all of my f#cks back in 2016 🙃 #FAFO #schadenfreude #toldyouso
April 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
So you voted for a racist, narcissist, fascist, adjudicated rapist and convicted felon and now you're big sad about losing money because he's doing exactly what he said he was going to do?
OH NO, it looks like I left all of my f#cks back in 2016 🙃 #FAFO #schadenfreude #toldyouso
OH NO, it looks like I left all of my f#cks back in 2016 🙃 #FAFO #schadenfreude #toldyouso
@morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social Quick correction on that last segment: a D&C is not necessarily an abortion, as you can get a D&C even if you've never been pregnant (or for that matter had sex). It's only an abortion if there's an embryo/fetus.
April 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
@morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social Quick correction on that last segment: a D&C is not necessarily an abortion, as you can get a D&C even if you've never been pregnant (or for that matter had sex). It's only an abortion if there's an embryo/fetus.
Any other #millennials getting real sick of the phrase “once in a lifetime”? #boywhocriedwolf
April 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Any other #millennials getting real sick of the phrase “once in a lifetime”? #boywhocriedwolf
(1/3) Did you know that trans women started the LGBTQ+ Rights Movement? 🏳️⚧️ #transdayofvisability #protecttranskids
March 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
(1/3) Did you know that trans women started the LGBTQ+ Rights Movement? 🏳️⚧️ #transdayofvisability #protecttranskids