Just an update. Sad dog song is helping. May have 8nstrumentals later this week

So now I miss my dog and I'll never see her again because I don't know where she's been sent

Through a mess of suggested Instagram posts, I found out she's been rehomed WITHOUT EVER BEING ASKED IF I COULD TAKE HER BACK

For those of you unaware, I used to have a Pyrenees mix named Maximillia. She was my number one. When I got divorced, I had to leave her with my ex because I couldn't find a pet-friendly apartment.

This explains why they asked if I wanted a pack of mayo on the side with my wrap. Even that would be too spicy for these old fucks.

Yet somehow they seem super popular, the parking lot is packed from open to close. I looked closer at who was going in today. All old white people.

Not a single grain of salt even kissed any of the ingredients in this thing, let alone the CONCEPT of pepper or anything else even more complex.