Niko Haak’s foray into the industrial genre, only shown on MTV2 youtu.be/auyEEoWJEsI

Ah, Paddington. The “Live, Laugh, Love” harbinger of death.

Under the preorder risks, they stated: “Just a few parts remain, like the keyboard base, made by a trusted partner since the Apple II era”. Fucking hell.

Dan’s been visited by the Ghost of TK Maxx Present. Next is the Sue Ryder Past.

“Clunk, click, every trip”?

“Brand ambassador” - turns up in what can only be described politely as “maroon leisurewear”.

“Go for it Bobby, I think you’ve nailed it. Can’t spot the difference.”

Mechanics and physics matter. Sensible Soccer 2006, Frontier: Elite and GTA IV spring to mind: games where the original feel was notoriously missing. With this Sonic, the effect is jarring as you don’t expect it.

I wait for the day you tell us that the impersonations on LWT’s Copy Cats weren’t perfect emulations of the original source either. All hell will break loose.

“Care to play some Boulder Dash while we make up your stool softener prescription, sir?”

Can’t wait for the Commodore Dog Tags with “Not for EU” on the back like a pack of sausages.

I needed that silence after the 40k subs cost. No wonder they are invading retail establishments and creating scenes like Mr Aubergine for clicks.

I can’t remember Frankie Howerd doing “Up Tracy Island”

Experienced this first hand being drafted in to help two lazy engineers who couldn’t get an LLM to produce a valid software configuration. The LLM was just a slurry of outdated, customised, 3rd-party content from every part of the interwebs. “Oh it’s hallucinating” - the excuse for garbage output.

More smug and detestable than his appearances in Die Hard and Ghostbusters