SausageTaco
@sausagetaco.bsky.social
NSFW 18+
Closeted, married, 40-something bi nerd with lots of...ahem...adult interests.
Closeted, married, 40-something bi nerd with lots of...ahem...adult interests.
I'm not sure what this all means for me as a middle aged closeted bi guy.
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I'm not sure what this all means for me as a middle aged closeted bi guy.
Any takers for this midlife type of dad bod?
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Any takers for this midlife type of dad bod?
I got 10 years on you, and I've managed the same!
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I got 10 years on you, and I've managed the same!
Aren't fallen leaves pretty?
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Aren't fallen leaves pretty?
That oh so comfortable security of his shoulder. I crave that.
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
That oh so comfortable security of his shoulder. I crave that.
Got a new toy to try...
October 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Got a new toy to try...
Short rowing shorts let my dick slip out. Almost came during my rowing session from the motion.
October 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Short rowing shorts let my dick slip out. Almost came during my rowing session from the motion.
Bucket List Fantasy (BLF) Series
If I ever get up the courage to out myself as bisexual to my wife (although I think she subconsciously knows), these are the sexual things I want to do or have done to me.
No. 10:
A coworker fucks me on an office desk after hours.
If I ever get up the courage to out myself as bisexual to my wife (although I think she subconsciously knows), these are the sexual things I want to do or have done to me.
No. 10:
A coworker fucks me on an office desk after hours.
September 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Bucket List Fantasy (BLF) Series
If I ever get up the courage to out myself as bisexual to my wife (although I think she subconsciously knows), these are the sexual things I want to do or have done to me.
No. 10:
A coworker fucks me on an office desk after hours.
If I ever get up the courage to out myself as bisexual to my wife (although I think she subconsciously knows), these are the sexual things I want to do or have done to me.
No. 10:
A coworker fucks me on an office desk after hours.
Small dick problems:
Your dick magically disappears when you put on anything remotely snug.
Your dick magically disappears when you put on anything remotely snug.
September 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Small dick problems:
Your dick magically disappears when you put on anything remotely snug.
Your dick magically disappears when you put on anything remotely snug.
Anybody wanna row with me?
August 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Anybody wanna row with me?
Cut (unfortunately)
August 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Cut (unfortunately)
Just got a new swimsuit!
August 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Just got a new swimsuit!
Oh, here. I have a milk dispenser for you.
August 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Oh, here. I have a milk dispenser for you.
Oh, god, yes please. And, if you don't mind, could you pop in a butt plug?
June 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Oh, god, yes please. And, if you don't mind, could you pop in a butt plug?
Is this a good look for me?
April 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Is this a good look for me?
