My biggest red flag is I spend an inordinate amount of time in the shower listening to a random Playlist and reading Manga on my phone. Sorry, but you cant poop now and ruin the vibe.

#shitpost

we have a lich problem in the US Government. We gotta try harder to find the phylacteries. Anyone check the sulfur springs at Yellowstone yet? I got Niagra Falls covered. #shitposttothefuture #bullshit

Still recovering from an emergency save on some perñil I made yesterday. Check your pilot lights people, and trust your instincts when your small ass kitchen isn't possibly hot enough for this to be working properly. #Food #cooking

I wonder if Digimon Time Strangers will give us a Jogress Digivolution for the Olympus XIII. Let Jupiturmon, Plutomon, and Neptunemon digivolve into Kronosmon. #Digimon

This creature is my one tenuous grounding thread in this world. #Dog #Stinky

BEHOLD, THE ALL-FATHER OF STINKY, JOJO OF THE RANCID EXHALE! MAY THY FLESH WITHSTAND HIS RADIANCE!

I'm telling you, Vauthry really had the best policies for Norvandt. That weird Mystel keeps price gouging my Meol.