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@saucierspoons.bsky.social
30s, she/her • Creator, shipper, Baja Blast sipper. Magpie and Brave Little Toaster. Here for art, Muppets, gay pirates, & Ed/Taika love. 🌈🏴☠️ Sometimes NSFW 🔞
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Extra fluffy footsies
November 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Extra fluffy footsies
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This might be the most vain thing I’ve ever complained about, but I can’t stop seeing how one side of my face is thinner over my cheek area than on the other. I know it’s from having tissue removed, muscle weakness, & nerve damage on that side of
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This might be the most vain thing I’ve ever complained about, but I can’t stop seeing how one side of my face is thinner over my cheek area than on the other. I know it’s from having tissue removed, muscle weakness, & nerve damage on that side of
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
tw: appearance/health/weight
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This might be the most vain thing I’ve ever complained about, but I can’t stop seeing how one side of my face is thinner over my cheek area than on the other. I know it’s from having tissue removed, muscle weakness, & nerve damage on that side of
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This might be the most vain thing I’ve ever complained about, but I can’t stop seeing how one side of my face is thinner over my cheek area than on the other. I know it’s from having tissue removed, muscle weakness, & nerve damage on that side of
I actually like how my frame is turning out. And I think people are going to lose their minds once they see how many cool pieces of art have been made. A smol preview of mine. 🤫 #WIPWednesday
#ItsNowThursdayButWhatever
#ItsNowThursdayButWhatever
November 20, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I actually like how my frame is turning out. And I think people are going to lose their minds once they see how many cool pieces of art have been made. A smol preview of mine. 🤫 #WIPWednesday
#ItsNowThursdayButWhatever
#ItsNowThursdayButWhatever
Literally watching LOTR at this moment.
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Literally watching LOTR at this moment.
My ligs and the back of the couch make an excellent Vulcan-sized bed.
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My ligs and the back of the couch make an excellent Vulcan-sized bed.
I just realized I’ve never watched OFMD straight through like s1 to s2 in one sitting.
November 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I just realized I’ve never watched OFMD straight through like s1 to s2 in one sitting.
I’m getting the worst tension headache. Everything that hurts is fucking hurting. My ear is also ringing. I spent too much time drawing yesterday, I’m paying for it today.
November 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I’m getting the worst tension headache. Everything that hurts is fucking hurting. My ear is also ringing. I spent too much time drawing yesterday, I’m paying for it today.
Look at this fucking model. My god.
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Look at this fucking model. My god.
Vulcan is already having a bad anxiety and upset tummy day. But my mother decided she couldn’t move something before she got something out of the cabinet, and managed to knock the steam-cleaning mop over, where he was sleeping nearby, and hit him hard in the head. He’s OK, I think, but very upset.
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Vulcan is already having a bad anxiety and upset tummy day. But my mother decided she couldn’t move something before she got something out of the cabinet, and managed to knock the steam-cleaning mop over, where he was sleeping nearby, and hit him hard in the head. He’s OK, I think, but very upset.
I’m going to need most of gen alpha to develop some form of social and/or listening skills as soon as possible. I’m very grumpy, and not in the mood for this today. It’s like pulling teeth or talking to a brick wall.
November 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I’m going to need most of gen alpha to develop some form of social and/or listening skills as soon as possible. I’m very grumpy, and not in the mood for this today. It’s like pulling teeth or talking to a brick wall.
Stede is on sale at the grocery store.
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Stede is on sale at the grocery store.
I’m looking forward to this.
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I’m looking forward to this.
Someone give me art help. 😩 I’m trying to draw the creases and shirt on Stede for my art frame. And I can’t get these stupid lines to look like a flowy shirt or creases. What is the wizardry? I also want to shade in a pattern for the shadows. But none of that looks good either. 😭
November 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Someone give me art help. 😩 I’m trying to draw the creases and shirt on Stede for my art frame. And I can’t get these stupid lines to look like a flowy shirt or creases. What is the wizardry? I also want to shade in a pattern for the shadows. But none of that looks good either. 😭
This is one of my favorite Vulcan photos. (From 2019) He has a great judging-your-life-choices face.
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This is one of my favorite Vulcan photos. (From 2019) He has a great judging-your-life-choices face.
4pm is always box snacks time
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
4pm is always box snacks time
OK, I *really* need everyone living in this generation to understand what gaslighting is and to stop using it incorrectly. I guarantee half of the people don’t understand where the term originated either or why. This has been my pet peeve for so fucking long. Stop 👏🏻 this 👏🏻
November 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
OK, I *really* need everyone living in this generation to understand what gaslighting is and to stop using it incorrectly. I guarantee half of the people don’t understand where the term originated either or why. This has been my pet peeve for so fucking long. Stop 👏🏻 this 👏🏻
Imagine thinking Edward Teach is not stunningly beautiful. I mean, look at him.
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Imagine thinking Edward Teach is not stunningly beautiful. I mean, look at him.
I forgot I edited this for a friend way back. I think we wanted to see s1 Ed in a sleek black suit from a fic where he runs a tech company.
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I forgot I edited this for a friend way back. I think we wanted to see s1 Ed in a sleek black suit from a fic where he runs a tech company.
My little Ed bean still needs his tattoos and idk how to embroider on crochet. 😭
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My little Ed bean still needs his tattoos and idk how to embroider on crochet. 😭
Any time I start to make peace with the fact my mother doesn’t like me most days and resents me, she doesn’t fail to passively aggressively remind me. I always think I’ve come to terms with it, but I keep fooling myself. I’m “a nasty bitch” in her words.
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Any time I start to make peace with the fact my mother doesn’t like me most days and resents me, she doesn’t fail to passively aggressively remind me. I always think I’ve come to terms with it, but I keep fooling myself. I’m “a nasty bitch” in her words.
I’m very much not OK.
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I’m very much not OK.
