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Sam
@sauceonmyface.bsky.social
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A “silly little guy”. A scallywag. A rapscallion. A ne’er-do-well. A little rascal, if you will.
In my fucking element rn
February 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Jackbox with my gf’s mom and she kept asking what gooning was
January 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Me on my way to log in to Genshin and zzz to do the same dumb little dailies everyday
December 30, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Also, gf got me a SICK bean grinder, and my grandpa gave me a lighter/cigarette case he had when he lived in Japan
December 26, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Christmas photo with my gf (I love her and she’s so pretty hehe) and Alfonso the cat!
December 26, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Happy holidays dudes. Here’s my family dog that hasn’t left my side since I showed up to the function.
December 25, 2024 at 8:56 PM
December 23, 2024 at 3:45 AM
My amazing gf @smalldicksasuke.bsky.social unknowingly bought me George Costanza’s J Crew jacket that he wears on seasons 5-9 of Seinfeld. We are so back.
December 23, 2024 at 3:44 AM
BIG things happening on Pikmin Bloom
December 17, 2024 at 3:32 PM
New guitar came in yay!! 🎉
Despite the delivery driver dropping the box it is in perfect condition. Also got these picks for free and they glow under a black light. We love radiation poisoning yippie!! 🎊
December 17, 2024 at 3:58 AM
I just wanted to go vroom vroom
December 15, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Yeah you could call me a gamer (I need to play Drakengard).
December 15, 2024 at 2:07 AM
I can’t stop saying this stupid meme and it’s driving me and those around me insane I need help
December 11, 2024 at 11:57 PM
I named my pink guitar Bocchi and added some cubes to it a while back
December 11, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Ahhhhhhh!
December 10, 2024 at 4:52 PM
I keep that mf thang on me
December 10, 2024 at 4:51 PM
December 10, 2024 at 2:05 AM
My boss gave me this?? It’s a little version of him. He wanted me to have it but I don’t really want it.
December 9, 2024 at 4:40 AM
I stay loyal to ZUTOMAYO (never beating the weeb allegations). Also, John Mayer jump scared me to tell me thanks so we are basically best buds now
December 4, 2024 at 3:35 PM
December 3, 2024 at 5:28 AM
For my birthday I was dragged to a couple of tiki lounges. Despite not drinking I had a lot of fun with my girlfriend and family!
December 3, 2024 at 1:48 AM
My gf and I are playing this FMV dating sim and she wouldn't let me choose the option to kiss the guy.
December 2, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Oh we cookin’ now
December 1, 2024 at 7:25 PM
I aim to please
December 1, 2024 at 6:36 PM
This zero proof got me BUZZIN’ on my b-day
#straightedge
November 30, 2024 at 1:53 AM