"Get rotated, idiot" is permanently entering my vocabulary

KlawWrld my twitter goat. I hope to one day channel a fraction of his power

Saw the trailers for the Minecraft movie in theaters. Man, idk if I can publicly be an MC fan any more because that was ROUGH

Always been risk averse, but man investing has changed me. Saw +2% on my portfolio and I was euphoric for multiple hours

Saw a trans woman on Twitter with my ideal haircut but the feed refreshed before I could bookmark sadge

So like, do y'all think anyone's favorite seat in a plane is the middle one? Being sandwiched intimately between strangers is pretty kinky, so it's pretty valid in that sense

Lukewarm prediction - all three Texas teams will make the NBA playoffs. Rockets have been solid all season. Mavs should be fine after Luka, PJ, etc are 100% back. It really depends on the Spurs heating up in the 2nd half of the season like last year.

Finally got back around to reading Futsuu ni Naritai after 7(?) years. If I remember correctly, that was the first manhwa I ever tried out and it had less than 20 chapters.

After binging the whole story, I confidently say that it is loveably trashy. (1/?)

"I will actually post for real this time," I tell myself as I make another new social media account