Like anyone has time to wax their entire body when they have a mindflayer worm

Slug as a metaphor for the human experience

Is gobbles okay? Do we need to call his mum?

You will reach the second to last phase of the gamers lifecycle. The dragon phase, where you hoard countless games with no time or intention of playing. Waiting to finally retire from society after years. And play strictly one of the 10,000 games for your twilight years

Be careful if you stockpile too many hang ups in one place, it can go super critical and summon Madonna

By the time it booted windows was up to 11

Honk shoo