suspect takes naps after work and wonders why she can’t fall asleep at night

Think I’m gonna buy a juicy tracksuit

I think I’ll only have online friends here. No one irl this time

After ALL that effort I put into Twitter after all those years…

…it’s extraordinary just how quickly Bluesky has felt like home.

How do you plan to spend the next four years?
Me:

This is a chance to reinvent myself right?

Making the “favorite” heart a star instead would have been a great move

Helllooooo