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ProxyFreak
@saturnfreak.bsky.social
She/Her 🇱🇧Arab🇵🇸
Competitive egirl. Borderline Personality Disorder
I'm the funniest bitch I know
Writer at hard-drive.net
I've never watched a movie where both the protagonist and the antagonist were both simultaneously the comic relief. 9/10
September 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Just finished watching this with my little sister. Its really honestly not that bad. In fact I kinda fucked w it, even as someone who considers Kakegurui a Top 5 anime. Its campy & over the top in its own way. Most importantly it satisfies my craving for more Scott Pilgrim vs The World style media
July 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
So many big popular trans women have me blocked but that's fine I've come to terms with that because at the end of the day the 3 most beautiful trans women all follow me so I think the correlation is solid enough for data analysis
April 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Now that David Productions has announced Part 7 I think I can finally clear my NDA and confirm that yes, I will be voicing Hot Pants in the new animated Steel Ball Run adaptation. So honored to bring this incredible character to life & thank you Araki for the opportunity 🙏🙏
April 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
>Travel to Gold Hills
>Look Inside
>No Gold
April 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
March 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Nothing ever happens.
March 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Surreal.
March 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
March 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
When you bust a nut but she keep sucking
March 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
January 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
TW/// Gore, Al

Why the fuck did this appear on my Timeline??? What the fuck??
January 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
December 26, 2024 at 10:28 PM
ITS OFFICIALLY MY BIRTHDAY GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
December 12, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Now starting
December 2, 2024 at 7:29 PM
The idea that "Oouuughhhh Twitter is full of Nazi incel racists & stake ads but ooouuughhh at least it's not Tumblr cringe" is so funny to me cause no it is also tumblr cringe. How are you going to defend this to me
December 2, 2024 at 8:43 AM
HOLY SHIT
November 29, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Turkey. Bring the Turkey. If the host is already making a turkey, sabotage theirs so yours is the only one left. Set the oven to burn it. Add too much salt. Throw it out a window. Your Turkey MUST prevail. This is your only option. Go big or go home. Assert yourself as the greatest baster. You must.
November 28, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Mac & Cheese? What are you, seven? Do you have the palette of a fifth grader? Are you gonna cry? Name me one restaurant that has Mac & Cheese on the ADULTS menu. Yeah. Welcome to the real world, kid. Wake the fuck up. Get a job, pay your taxes. Stop acting like this, youre 25.
November 28, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Butter rolls? Oh youre one of THOSE, huh? Mm, okay. No thats fine! I have nothing against them. Perfectly fine people. I work with some of them. Just. Hmmm. Yeah, okay. No, nothing. Just forget about it. Forget I said anything. Its fine. I'll just eat something else.
November 28, 2024 at 6:04 PM
What hte ffuck even is this
November 28, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Gravy is only good as a topping to Mashed Potatoes (which are flavorless goop) & the turkey (which, if its so dry it needs gravy, is probably also awful). In a perfect world, we wouldnt need gravy. it would be phased out of society as an unnecessary evil. A tool of fascism & oppression.
November 28, 2024 at 6:04 PM
If you make mashed potatoes, everyone at the table is going to know you & your wife are having marriage problems. Counseling isnt working. Shes already speaking to a lawyer. Youre going to lose custody of the kids. Youve got so much on your mind. No time to cook anything, fuck it, mashed potatoes.
November 28, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Pie is the epitome of high risk high reward. Youre gonna go through all that effort to bake a pie when most of the table might already be full by desert. You go home with the Pac-man. Only bake the pie if you are absolutely certain. Slip some cocaine in the mix just to be safe.
November 28, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Cranberry Sauce always gets passed over cause no one ever knows if its meant to be served as a side with the main course or over desert. You dont wanna settle for 5th place if youre coming over for Thanksgiving. Let some other shmuck make the Cranberry Sauce, youre more important
November 28, 2024 at 6:04 PM