I’m not even a theatre gay but I want to see Wicked at the cinema for those cups, they’re so cunt…

Look at Gino D’Acampo’s middle name and tell me he doesn’t love Bassline

I some how have the glitter from my eyeshadow on my groin today and I don’t even want to think about how

I’ve just seen maybe the wildest porn on twitter and I’m not sure I’m going to recover

I've just downloaded this god damn thing and barely follow anybody and somehow a video of Jeremy Clarkson complaining about inheritance tax comes on my feed... do things ever really get better??

everybody talking about snow this, snow that how about we all go halves on the bag

People use the term echo chamber like its a bad thing, I love my opinions being reiterated to me

I seen a tiktok saying if you’re always drawn to a place there is something or somebody waiting for you there so there must be something pretty big waiting for me at Spot White bc I’m often drawn to that place

My pussy tastes like pepsi cola sbagliato.. with prosecco in it