Satoru Cholo
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Satoru Cholo
@satorucholo.bsky.social
He/him Just a nerdy Chicano. Always overanalyzing and talking about scifi, star trek, anime, comics.

I have a growing library if you'd like to read or suggest books
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/e8ugn8x2dw8f60j/AACEa6IH-z-qnp_cT-sMJE3ca?dl=0
Does it mark the start of a great day or a strange one when an old woman that's a complete stranger—suddenly hugs you and reassures you that everything will be alright?
February 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
When your therapist puts you on PSO (psychiatric service only). Saying I don't need therapy anymore. Then 7 months later my psychiatrist recommends I start therapy again.
January 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
realized I now can't wear these pants doing pull ups at the gym. No matter how tight I tie them. They're now just too baggy and they do fall lol
January 27, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Go to sleep.
January 27, 2025 at 10:04 AM
This Valentine's Day, talk them through it.
Use your blinker before lane changes.
January 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
January 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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January 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I got that DOG in me.
And that dog is a paranoid protective Golden retriever lol
January 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
All these damn baggy clothes lol.
1 hour of weights
30 mins of cardio

But was able to do 15 chin ups (yes, assisted). Only 15 but better than 0
January 25, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I'm done with the Seasonal affective depression. Can it be spring already? So I can have my normal depression
January 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
January 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Was gonna get this bank for babyfox. But there's no opening. They'll have to break it to get the money and I know they ain't gonna break this
January 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I don't need to take this "cultural sensitivity" training.
I'm Chicano and already sensitive as fuck.
January 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
PC: Noah Graham photography
January 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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We received a metric tonne of r*pe apologia in the comments on this one but I'm really glad we made it. I hope it helps some of you processing your feelings about Gaiman. It's not intended as relitigation, but for fans in pain:

youtu.be/T31HKuabyMA
When Your Hero Is A Monster
YouTube video by The Leftist Cooks
youtu.be
January 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Cat memes to Chinese propaganda

The meow to Mao pipeline is real.
January 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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You could just Google that instead of slut shaming. There's plenty of reasons to criticize her, but 'OGM she took sleazy nudes' is not one www.today.com/style/see-ph...
See photos of Melania Trump modeling at age 16
The Slovenian-born first lady began modeling after a photographer saw her waiting for a friend after a fashion show.
www.today.com
January 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Government tries to ban Tiktok.
Everyone running to Xiaohongshu (Rednote)
January 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Caught her putting trazodone in my drink. Been doing it for awhile because she was convinced I was cheating.. So she was drugging me so I can't leave
What's something toxic your ex did but you still stayed?
January 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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I'm howling at this, I'm sorry 🤣😭
For months MONTHS I thought the song "How Bad Can I Be?" that Babyfox has been playing was by ICP. Only recently did I realize it's actually Ed Helms from The fucking Lorax movie.
January 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
January 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
For months MONTHS I thought the song "How Bad Can I Be?" that Babyfox has been playing was by ICP. Only recently did I realize it's actually Ed Helms from The fucking Lorax movie.
January 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
It's been a day and it's only 2 in the afternoon lol

Almost got in a crash twice
Got yelled at
Cops showed up
Now I have a headache.

And funny part is all three are unrelated to each other lol
January 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Swerved and not dead.
Fuck it I'm going back to the office
January 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM