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Journalism so adversarial, it's been deemed a threat to national security.

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Opinion: The True beneficiaries of DEI policies are members of the Trump administration. Nowhere else would people of such low intellectual capability, coupled with a high level of incompetence be allowed to bring their diverse lack of skillset to the forefront of public policy and governance.
April 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Update: After the botched Yemen raid incident, Pete Hegseth has confirmed that he was not drunk during that time - just severely stupid and incompetent.

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April 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Yet another catastrophic scandal from Pete Hegseth.
US Sec. of Defense Pete Hegseth accidently livestreams top secret raid on Twitch
The stream attracted over 3 million people across the world, including the targets of the raid.
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April 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Yet another catastrophic scandal from Pete Hegseth.
US Sec. of Defense Pete Hegseth accidently livestreams top secret raid on Twitch
The stream attracted over 3 million people across the world, including the targets of the raid.
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April 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Sources close to the leader leaked details of the event, citing ‘extreme excitement,’ and ‘over the top celebrations,’ by Netanyahu after he learned about the death of the Pope during his routine morning defecation.
Benjamin Netanyahu celebrates death of Pope Francis
Sources cite jubilant celebrations by the Israeli leader upon hearing about the demise of the Pope on Monday.
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April 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Many leading pro-Israeli figures in the US have expressed joy at the prospect of an Israeli pledge being recited every single day across the country.
AIPAC TO LOBBY FOR ISRAELI PLEDGE OF ALLEGENCE TO BE RECITED IN SCHOOLS
The Zionist lobby group wants American loyalty to Israel beginning at a young age.
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April 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Disappointed that the Leaders Debate Commission would approve blogs like Rebel Media and True North, but would not give us accreditation. We would have been peaceful and brought class to the #LeadersDebate. Shame.
April 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Scoop: Anonymous Harvard insider comment:
"We thought our strategy to quell pro-Palestinian voices on campus would future proof us from any anti-intellectual actions committed by future Republican or Democrat administrations. We were wrong. Our bet on protecting Israel has cost us a lot.
April 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Satirica reached out for further comment on this story. Gorka commented on his desire to explore new demographic markets for private prisons. It would also serve as a test for future political imprisonments, further expanding the private prison market.
JUST IN: Deputy Assistant to the President and "Counterterrorism Czar" Sebastian Gorka says anyone advocating for due process for Kilmar Abrego Garcia could be viewed as "aiding and abetting a terrorist" and be federally charged. (h/t Philip Germain)
April 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Additional requirements that will be lowered are mental and physical health standards, as well as background checks. Recruits no longer have to be mentally stable or be required to make rational decisions while in the field.

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April 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Peterson has published a number of self help guides aimed at Tanner’s demographic, lonely white males who feel emasculated due to society’s cultural shift towards a more harmonious world.

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Fan uses bust of Jordan Peterson as self pleasure instrument
Toledo, USA – A 32 year old man from Ohio has been using an expensive bust of Canadian psychologist and Youtube personality, Jordan Peterson, as an aide in his solitary amorous sessions of self pleasu...
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April 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Her racially charged and often violent diatribes over miniscule things are known across the US Mid-Atlantic and Appalachian region, causing citizens depression and stress whenever they see her.

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April 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM