Actually, Mike has been holding a secret session where there are more than 400 members (sewer rats) standing knee deep in chicken poop and stabbing each other in the back, a tradition that ensures no agreement. .

This is the plan; hotel, high end stores, casino, cinema center for watchers, unfitness ceter ..........etc

New illustration of final White House project with hotel, casino center, top floor swimming pool/spa, high end fashion stores, restaurant, private banks, indoor driving range and psychiatric services for all.

On sale today, the "Doom Scroller 25" gathers all the bad news on one screen and in your hand so you can Doom Scroll till you loose your mind. Better than gaming, social media or Fox News this stuff will change your life. Doom Baby Doom.

Senior White House speech writer resigns under the pressure of figuring out speech; bad speech, good speech, hate speech, unspeakable speech, Speakeable but not true speech, budget speech, tariff speech, close down speech, revenge speech, speech about speeches, DOGE speech just too much.

In the early period of our development there was no father's day; no cards, parties or gifts. Back in the day if you could find the fruit that was all you needed to do and there was no need for ceremony. Today there is a lot of celebration without a lot of achievement towards a peaceful world.

I will be so pleased when the fad of scruffy beards fades away. All who complied with the tribal rule for beards will need to find other ways to gain attention, acceptance and hope that others will think they are wise and worthy. But, I guess that is what we all try to do. Humans, go figure.

Some among us really understand how to connect and create great relationships. Just one look from them will do the trick. We might try better to connect in the same way wherever we are on earth.

Trails in my local forest are getting busy with new growth, butterflies, birds, microbes, fresh soil and great fresh air. It is a treasure and a great connection.

My friends and I will visit the Whiat House this evening to provide a special ambiance for the signing ceremony for the latest executive orders, or as we say, executive odors. You should drop in and take a snif.

Hello people of Earth, also known as the Trash Planet. We kindly ask that you stay away from our clean planet to prevent any pollution, including political toxins. We do not have an immigration department yet; waiting to see how yours works out.

Symbiotic relationships can be both strange and powerful with unexpected benefits. Would not try hopping on a back unless there is an agreement about what may happen. If you don't ask you will never learn.

I ordered an extra ton of carrots in case the prices go up. Actually, I am more concerned about Wall Street since they are estimating a boom in the rabbit population this Easter. Not at all concerned about the price of eggs.

Remember when we were young and fearless we would just fly into each other's arms. Someday you will need to give advance notice and just walk over carefully.

New plan for today: fire congress, replace with AI bots working 24/7 doing actual work, no BS or political drama, no salaries, real time availability via Anexa for voters, only 50 in Senate/House, ability to pinch the head off the president if he does something really stupid.

Visited by this space guy last night and he told me that planet earth, and particularly the American spot, is not looking very good. He said it is a combo of too much hatred and a loss of connection with nature. His plan is to wait till it sleepwalks into extinction then come in to rebuild.