satireisdead.bsky.social
@satireisdead.bsky.social
Source? lmao
February 8, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Fuck republicans. He clearly doesn't know what the word compassion means
February 8, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Was he found unresponsive on the 9th and the official time of death was announced on the 10th?
February 8, 2026 at 3:19 PM
They argue tariffs didn't cause inflation in 2019 but companies definitely snuck in some of their losses from tariffs under 'pandemic' inflation. They also don't keep track of shrinkflation, which is out of control.
February 7, 2026 at 10:16 PM
1: They aren't done either. They'll slowly increase prices to avoid sticker shock. Most of the corporations are also just getting into selling stock that was affected by tariffs.
February 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM
To be fair, most people don't know what the hell he's saying.
February 7, 2026 at 7:27 PM
"We are respected all around the world again"... idiots
February 7, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Considering Jesus never mentioned abortion or homosexuality, but instead focused on all the ideals that are antithetical to conservative ideals, it's much harder to reconcile voting republican as a Christian than it is voting Democrat. But Considering trump said it, we all know he was projecting.
February 7, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Dems are not good at this. The correct response needs to make it clear that the disruption is not the cause, it's the reaction to the lawlessness of ice and the abductions of citizens based on race. If they were only targeting criminals, there'd be no backlash.
February 7, 2026 at 12:15 PM
What's taking everyone else longer
February 7, 2026 at 10:23 AM
That there are too many bad people in positions of power. Cops, fbi, politicians, and ceos
February 7, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Actually, they can avoid paying tariffs by not investing at all. Seems to be the direction they decided on
February 7, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Scott said this is the most racist thing "so far". Racism isn't a deal breaker for them
February 7, 2026 at 12:01 AM
They will all accept the lie
February 7, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Yes, but don't they record your votes and assign you to a party anyway. Last I heard, there was 2 million more democratic voters.
February 6, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Aren't there more registered democrats than Republicans in Texas?
February 6, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Even if true (it's not), is it any better that the president allows racist staffers access to his account?
February 6, 2026 at 11:44 PM
How about maybe pushing some laws to stop them
February 6, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Let me guess. No one asked who or why he has surrounds himself with racists
February 6, 2026 at 6:42 PM
The most racist implies he sees racism quite often
February 6, 2026 at 3:34 PM
That would certainly explained why he likes bill all of a sudden
February 6, 2026 at 2:28 PM
We must consider that they lied about the records of at least half of the 486 so it's even less than 12 percent. Probably closer to the 5 percent average.
February 6, 2026 at 12:29 PM
What would Satan do differently?
February 6, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Trump is doing more for the progressive movement than Bernie has.
February 6, 2026 at 9:39 AM
I really wish Jon Stewart would throw his hat in the ring.
February 6, 2026 at 9:31 AM