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Welcome to Admire Satire — where nonsensical MAGA depravity and chaos gets dissected, and your daily dose of reality comes with a side of hysterical sarcasm. Please follow for laughs, eye-rolls, along with the occasional truth bomb disguised as humorous.
I’m ready.
Where’s Putin?
🗣️🍆 💦 🗣️🍆 💦 🗣️🍆 💦
Where’s Putin?
🗣️🍆 💦 🗣️🍆 💦 🗣️🍆 💦
August 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’m ready.
Where’s Putin?
🗣️🍆 💦 🗣️🍆 💦 🗣️🍆 💦
Where’s Putin?
🗣️🍆 💦 🗣️🍆 💦 🗣️🍆 💦
I need 50 Democrats to respond…
🖕🏻🟠🖕🏻🟠🖕🏻🟠🖕🏻🟠🖕🏻🟠🖕🏻🟠
🖕🏻🟠🖕🏻🟠🖕🏻🟠🖕🏻🟠🖕🏻🟠🖕🏻🟠
August 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I need 50 Democrats to respond…
🖕🏻🟠🖕🏻🟠🖕🏻🟠🖕🏻🟠🖕🏻🟠🖕🏻🟠
🖕🏻🟠🖕🏻🟠🖕🏻🟠🖕🏻🟠🖕🏻🟠🖕🏻🟠
BEEP…BEEP!!!
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🚗 🔊🚗 🔊 🚗🔊 🚗 🔊
August 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
BEEP…BEEP!!!
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At a job interview earlier today, I was asked…
“What’s one thing you miss as a child?”
I replied…
“I miss the way I viewed the world before I knew too much about it.”
And yes, I got the job.
“What’s one thing you miss as a child?”
I replied…
“I miss the way I viewed the world before I knew too much about it.”
And yes, I got the job.
July 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
At a job interview earlier today, I was asked…
“What’s one thing you miss as a child?”
I replied…
“I miss the way I viewed the world before I knew too much about it.”
And yes, I got the job.
“What’s one thing you miss as a child?”
I replied…
“I miss the way I viewed the world before I knew too much about it.”
And yes, I got the job.
🤣 LAUGHINGSTOCK—
DT met w/ the Pres./European Commission & said this…
•Wind & solar are the worse forms of energy
•I settled the war between Pakistan & India
•I deserve a thank you for giving money to Gaza for food
•I built a ballroom at the White House
•My golf course is the best in the world
DT met w/ the Pres./European Commission & said this…
•Wind & solar are the worse forms of energy
•I settled the war between Pakistan & India
•I deserve a thank you for giving money to Gaza for food
•I built a ballroom at the White House
•My golf course is the best in the world
July 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
🤣 LAUGHINGSTOCK—
DT met w/ the Pres./European Commission & said this…
•Wind & solar are the worse forms of energy
•I settled the war between Pakistan & India
•I deserve a thank you for giving money to Gaza for food
•I built a ballroom at the White House
•My golf course is the best in the world
DT met w/ the Pres./European Commission & said this…
•Wind & solar are the worse forms of energy
•I settled the war between Pakistan & India
•I deserve a thank you for giving money to Gaza for food
•I built a ballroom at the White House
•My golf course is the best in the world
Hey ASSHOLE,
Enough w/ the platitudes.
You need to put an end to praying in public, repeatedly saying “thoughts and prayers,” and quoting scripture.
All you do is preach morality, then defend immorality.
This is NOT faith.
This is NOT leadership.
What this is, is cold — calculated — hypocrisy.
Enough w/ the platitudes.
You need to put an end to praying in public, repeatedly saying “thoughts and prayers,” and quoting scripture.
All you do is preach morality, then defend immorality.
This is NOT faith.
This is NOT leadership.
What this is, is cold — calculated — hypocrisy.
July 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Hey ASSHOLE,
Enough w/ the platitudes.
You need to put an end to praying in public, repeatedly saying “thoughts and prayers,” and quoting scripture.
All you do is preach morality, then defend immorality.
This is NOT faith.
This is NOT leadership.
What this is, is cold — calculated — hypocrisy.
Enough w/ the platitudes.
You need to put an end to praying in public, repeatedly saying “thoughts and prayers,” and quoting scripture.
All you do is preach morality, then defend immorality.
This is NOT faith.
This is NOT leadership.
What this is, is cold — calculated — hypocrisy.
“I give the best and most beautiful handshakes. Just ask Putin and Kim Jong-un. They’ll tell you, beautiful, beautiful handshakes.”
🤝🏻 🤝🏻 🤝🏻
🤝🏻 🤝🏻 🤝🏻
July 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
“I give the best and most beautiful handshakes. Just ask Putin and Kim Jong-un. They’ll tell you, beautiful, beautiful handshakes.”
🤝🏻 🤝🏻 🤝🏻
🤝🏻 🤝🏻 🤝🏻
And then he said…
“The Epstein list is fake news and a hoax that was created by Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.”
🤣 🤣 🤣
“The Epstein list is fake news and a hoax that was created by Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.”
🤣 🤣 🤣
July 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
And then he said…
“The Epstein list is fake news and a hoax that was created by Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.”
🤣 🤣 🤣
“The Epstein list is fake news and a hoax that was created by Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.”
🤣 🤣 🤣
Hey MAGA, news flash…it’s over.
Now take that fat, orange, serial lying, treacherous, psychotic piece of shit out of the oven and stick a fork in him—
HE’S DONE!
🍊💩🍊💩🍊💩🍊💩🍊💩🍊💩🍊
Now take that fat, orange, serial lying, treacherous, psychotic piece of shit out of the oven and stick a fork in him—
HE’S DONE!
🍊💩🍊💩🍊💩🍊💩🍊💩🍊💩🍊
July 15, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Hey MAGA, news flash…it’s over.
Now take that fat, orange, serial lying, treacherous, psychotic piece of shit out of the oven and stick a fork in him—
HE’S DONE!
🍊💩🍊💩🍊💩🍊💩🍊💩🍊💩🍊
Now take that fat, orange, serial lying, treacherous, psychotic piece of shit out of the oven and stick a fork in him—
HE’S DONE!
🍊💩🍊💩🍊💩🍊💩🍊💩🍊💩🍊
IT’S OVER.
👧🏼 👧🏼 👧🏼 👧🏼 👧🏼 👧🏼 👧🏼 + 🍊 = 💩
👧🏼 👧🏼 👧🏼 👧🏼 👧🏼 👧🏼 👧🏼 + 🍊 = 💩
July 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
IT’S OVER.
👧🏼 👧🏼 👧🏼 👧🏼 👧🏼 👧🏼 👧🏼 + 🍊 = 💩
👧🏼 👧🏼 👧🏼 👧🏼 👧🏼 👧🏼 👧🏼 + 🍊 = 💩
Below is a detailed list of all Donald Trump’s deals and accomplishments.
July 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Below is a detailed list of all Donald Trump’s deals and accomplishments.
Us stupid Democrats.
We had it all wrong.
We had no idea that just by mailing letters automatically meant — “we’ve made lots and lots of tariff deals.”
We had it all wrong.
We had no idea that just by mailing letters automatically meant — “we’ve made lots and lots of tariff deals.”
July 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Us stupid Democrats.
We had it all wrong.
We had no idea that just by mailing letters automatically meant — “we’ve made lots and lots of tariff deals.”
We had it all wrong.
We had no idea that just by mailing letters automatically meant — “we’ve made lots and lots of tariff deals.”
Hello my fellow unintelligent MAGA supporters.
It’s me — asshole junior.
Just wanted to let everyone know I’ll be joining the 2028, republican presidential candidate ticket.
And please don’t forget to help me out by contributing money for my upcoming campaign.
We also have some merchandise on sale.
It’s me — asshole junior.
Just wanted to let everyone know I’ll be joining the 2028, republican presidential candidate ticket.
And please don’t forget to help me out by contributing money for my upcoming campaign.
We also have some merchandise on sale.
July 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Hello my fellow unintelligent MAGA supporters.
It’s me — asshole junior.
Just wanted to let everyone know I’ll be joining the 2028, republican presidential candidate ticket.
And please don’t forget to help me out by contributing money for my upcoming campaign.
We also have some merchandise on sale.
It’s me — asshole junior.
Just wanted to let everyone know I’ll be joining the 2028, republican presidential candidate ticket.
And please don’t forget to help me out by contributing money for my upcoming campaign.
We also have some merchandise on sale.
You fat fuckin’ psychotic, apathetic, treacherous creep.
Get your fat fuckin’ ass outta the golf cart and refund these 2 government agencies — you unhinged, demented piece of shit!
YOU SICKEN ME!
🍊 🍊 🍊 💩 💩 💩 🤮 🤮 🤮
Get your fat fuckin’ ass outta the golf cart and refund these 2 government agencies — you unhinged, demented piece of shit!
YOU SICKEN ME!
🍊 🍊 🍊 💩 💩 💩 🤮 🤮 🤮
July 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You fat fuckin’ psychotic, apathetic, treacherous creep.
Get your fat fuckin’ ass outta the golf cart and refund these 2 government agencies — you unhinged, demented piece of shit!
YOU SICKEN ME!
🍊 🍊 🍊 💩 💩 💩 🤮 🤮 🤮
Get your fat fuckin’ ass outta the golf cart and refund these 2 government agencies — you unhinged, demented piece of shit!
YOU SICKEN ME!
🍊 🍊 🍊 💩 💩 💩 🤮 🤮 🤮
Now that the world has shifted.
I believe we’re at a point in time that we unveil a freshly and updated ‘Axis Of Evil’ list.
I believe we’re at a point in time that we unveil a freshly and updated ‘Axis Of Evil’ list.
July 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Now that the world has shifted.
I believe we’re at a point in time that we unveil a freshly and updated ‘Axis Of Evil’ list.
I believe we’re at a point in time that we unveil a freshly and updated ‘Axis Of Evil’ list.
•DISGUSTING
•HARMFUL
•REVOLTING
•HEARTBREAKING
•NEFARIOUS
•PSYCHOTIC
•DETESTABLE
•IMMORAL
•SINISTER
•XENOPHOBIC
•PATHETIC
•SHAMEFUL
•HUMILIATING
•DISTURBING
•NONSENSICAL
•HATEFUL
•UNJUST
•REPULSIVE
•APPALLING
•DISGRACEFUL
•INSUFFERABLE
•DECEITFUL
•GROTESQUE
•VILE
•SICKENING
•HARMFUL
•REVOLTING
•HEARTBREAKING
•NEFARIOUS
•PSYCHOTIC
•DETESTABLE
•IMMORAL
•SINISTER
•XENOPHOBIC
•PATHETIC
•SHAMEFUL
•HUMILIATING
•DISTURBING
•NONSENSICAL
•HATEFUL
•UNJUST
•REPULSIVE
•APPALLING
•DISGRACEFUL
•INSUFFERABLE
•DECEITFUL
•GROTESQUE
•VILE
•SICKENING
July 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
•DISGUSTING
•HARMFUL
•REVOLTING
•HEARTBREAKING
•NEFARIOUS
•PSYCHOTIC
•DETESTABLE
•IMMORAL
•SINISTER
•XENOPHOBIC
•PATHETIC
•SHAMEFUL
•HUMILIATING
•DISTURBING
•NONSENSICAL
•HATEFUL
•UNJUST
•REPULSIVE
•APPALLING
•DISGRACEFUL
•INSUFFERABLE
•DECEITFUL
•GROTESQUE
•VILE
•SICKENING
•HARMFUL
•REVOLTING
•HEARTBREAKING
•NEFARIOUS
•PSYCHOTIC
•DETESTABLE
•IMMORAL
•SINISTER
•XENOPHOBIC
•PATHETIC
•SHAMEFUL
•HUMILIATING
•DISTURBING
•NONSENSICAL
•HATEFUL
•UNJUST
•REPULSIVE
•APPALLING
•DISGRACEFUL
•INSUFFERABLE
•DECEITFUL
•GROTESQUE
•VILE
•SICKENING
Now that he signed his repulsive bill, he also defamed 250 years of celebrating one of our nation’s most sacred & proudest holidays — Independence Day on July 4th.
If this were 1776, our Founding Father’s would’ve arrested him, charged him, incarcerated him, erected the gallows, & hung his fat ass.
If this were 1776, our Founding Father’s would’ve arrested him, charged him, incarcerated him, erected the gallows, & hung his fat ass.
July 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Now that he signed his repulsive bill, he also defamed 250 years of celebrating one of our nation’s most sacred & proudest holidays — Independence Day on July 4th.
If this were 1776, our Founding Father’s would’ve arrested him, charged him, incarcerated him, erected the gallows, & hung his fat ass.
If this were 1776, our Founding Father’s would’ve arrested him, charged him, incarcerated him, erected the gallows, & hung his fat ass.
Now that the “BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL” has officially passed, it’s time we review, and rename what that orange, clownish, and idiotic bill really represents—
“BIG BILLIONAIRE BETRAYAL.”
🍊 + 🤡 + 📜 +💰 = 💩 💩 💩
“BIG BILLIONAIRE BETRAYAL.”
🍊 + 🤡 + 📜 +💰 = 💩 💩 💩
July 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Now that the “BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL” has officially passed, it’s time we review, and rename what that orange, clownish, and idiotic bill really represents—
“BIG BILLIONAIRE BETRAYAL.”
🍊 + 🤡 + 📜 +💰 = 💩 💩 💩
“BIG BILLIONAIRE BETRAYAL.”
🍊 + 🤡 + 📜 +💰 = 💩 💩 💩
Seriously, WTF is wrong with that sick, treacherous, and psychotic piece of shit?
I’m fucking furious, embarrassed, baffled, and frightened beyond belief at what that orange, duplicitous, scumbag is doing to our country, in regards to his latest unhinged project—
ALLIGATOR ALCATRAZ.
💩🐊💩🐊💩🐊💩🐊💩🐊💩🐊
I’m fucking furious, embarrassed, baffled, and frightened beyond belief at what that orange, duplicitous, scumbag is doing to our country, in regards to his latest unhinged project—
ALLIGATOR ALCATRAZ.
💩🐊💩🐊💩🐊💩🐊💩🐊💩🐊
July 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Seriously, WTF is wrong with that sick, treacherous, and psychotic piece of shit?
I’m fucking furious, embarrassed, baffled, and frightened beyond belief at what that orange, duplicitous, scumbag is doing to our country, in regards to his latest unhinged project—
ALLIGATOR ALCATRAZ.
💩🐊💩🐊💩🐊💩🐊💩🐊💩🐊
I’m fucking furious, embarrassed, baffled, and frightened beyond belief at what that orange, duplicitous, scumbag is doing to our country, in regards to his latest unhinged project—
ALLIGATOR ALCATRAZ.
💩🐊💩🐊💩🐊💩🐊💩🐊💩🐊
I come with the facts—
He’s a worldwide…
🌏 🌎 🌍
He’s a worldwide…
🌏 🌎 🌍
June 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I come with the facts—
He’s a worldwide…
🌏 🌎 🌍
He’s a worldwide…
🌏 🌎 🌍
Call me crazy, as I’m not a military damage assessor — but this does not look like “total obliteration” to me.
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💣❓💣❓💣❓💣❓💣❓💣❓
June 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Call me crazy, as I’m not a military damage assessor — but this does not look like “total obliteration” to me.
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💣❓💣❓💣❓💣❓💣❓💣❓
Only one word needed—
“ASSHOLE.”
“ASSHOLE.”
June 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Only one word needed—
“ASSHOLE.”
“ASSHOLE.”
⚠️WARNING—
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE TODAY!
It is severely, and dangerously HOT in Philly right.
☀️☀️ + 🌡️🌡️ + ♨️♨️ = 🥵🥵🥵
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE TODAY!
It is severely, and dangerously HOT in Philly right.
☀️☀️ + 🌡️🌡️ + ♨️♨️ = 🥵🥵🥵
June 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
⚠️WARNING—
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE TODAY!
It is severely, and dangerously HOT in Philly right.
☀️☀️ + 🌡️🌡️ + ♨️♨️ = 🥵🥵🥵
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE TODAY!
It is severely, and dangerously HOT in Philly right.
☀️☀️ + 🌡️🌡️ + ♨️♨️ = 🥵🥵🥵
DT’s claiming his strikes on Iran made the US safer. He’s dangerously wrong. Due to his psychotic & incessant posts that gave away US war plans, which convinced the Iranians to move & hide tons of uranium.
Not only were actions unconstitutional, they have made the US less safe.
Nice job 🍊 asshole.
Not only were actions unconstitutional, they have made the US less safe.
Nice job 🍊 asshole.
June 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
DT’s claiming his strikes on Iran made the US safer. He’s dangerously wrong. Due to his psychotic & incessant posts that gave away US war plans, which convinced the Iranians to move & hide tons of uranium.
Not only were actions unconstitutional, they have made the US less safe.
Nice job 🍊 asshole.
Not only were actions unconstitutional, they have made the US less safe.
Nice job 🍊 asshole.