SatinSaffron🌶️
@satinsaffron.bsky.social
I love my husband
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I've cried the entire first 34 minutes of Top Gun Maverick ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THE GREAT BALLS OF FIRE SCENE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
January 2, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I've cried the entire first 34 minutes of Top Gun Maverick ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THE GREAT BALLS OF FIRE SCENE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Ringing in our 8th new years together AND NO ONE HAS A LOVE LIKE OURS IM SO FUCKING LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!! #HUSBANDSGIRL oh and #happynewyears
January 1, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Ringing in our 8th new years together AND NO ONE HAS A LOVE LIKE OURS IM SO FUCKING LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!! #HUSBANDSGIRL oh and #happynewyears
Sometimes I really hate how close the ! is to the ; - because I'm trying to express excitement but I fear I come across as a pretentious princess
December 27, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Sometimes I really hate how close the ! is to the ; - because I'm trying to express excitement but I fear I come across as a pretentious princess
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In less than a week, I will be sworn in as the next mayor of New York City. It was only possible because of the more than 100,000 people who volunteered on our campaign. Here’s a story about one of them, my mother.
December 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
In less than a week, I will be sworn in as the next mayor of New York City. It was only possible because of the more than 100,000 people who volunteered on our campaign. Here’s a story about one of them, my mother.
Eight Christmases later and my husband is STILL my favorite gift every single year! Happy holidays to everyone, but mine is the best ❤️ #husbandsgirl
December 26, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Eight Christmases later and my husband is STILL my favorite gift every single year! Happy holidays to everyone, but mine is the best ❤️ #husbandsgirl
10/10 recommend all @hazelightgames.bsky.social games with your baby while drunk 😊
December 24, 2025 at 8:41 AM
10/10 recommend all @hazelightgames.bsky.social games with your baby while drunk 😊
My husband who works 6 days a week, every week, just told me he was off for both Christmas Eve and Christmas Day - that hasn't happened since I've had the pleasure of being in his life!!!! DADDY WILL BE MINE FOR TWO WHOLE DAYS!!!!!🎄🎁 #HUSBANDSGIRL
December 23, 2025 at 7:24 AM
My husband who works 6 days a week, every week, just told me he was off for both Christmas Eve and Christmas Day - that hasn't happened since I've had the pleasure of being in his life!!!! DADDY WILL BE MINE FOR TWO WHOLE DAYS!!!!!🎄🎁 #HUSBANDSGIRL
Brb about to have my back BROKEN
December 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Brb about to have my back BROKEN
Rest in peace Mr. Marbles. Sending all the Internet hugs to Jenna, forever. Congratulations on having the cutest angel watching over you
December 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Rest in peace Mr. Marbles. Sending all the Internet hugs to Jenna, forever. Congratulations on having the cutest angel watching over you
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Between two ferns. Sort of.
December 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Between two ferns. Sort of.
These were some of my favorite tweets back in the day when I was a student 😭😭😭😭 #geauxtigs
December 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
These were some of my favorite tweets back in the day when I was a student 😭😭😭😭 #geauxtigs
I'm boycotting the game awards. For split fiction to not win anything??? It has to be RIGGED 😭😭
@hazelightgames.bsky.social
@hazelightgames.bsky.social
December 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I'm boycotting the game awards. For split fiction to not win anything??? It has to be RIGGED 😭😭
@hazelightgames.bsky.social
@hazelightgames.bsky.social
My favorite past time is gaslighting my husband that Austin Williams' song '90s Rap Mashup' came out before the original songs he's singing. It's so funny :-) #husbandsgirl
December 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
My favorite past time is gaslighting my husband that Austin Williams' song '90s Rap Mashup' came out before the original songs he's singing. It's so funny :-) #husbandsgirl
Manic taco week - we bought 40 tortillas. I love my fucking husband 🌮😘 #husbandsgirl
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Manic taco week - we bought 40 tortillas. I love my fucking husband 🌮😘 #husbandsgirl
DOBBY'S DEATH IS THE HARDEST
December 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
DOBBY'S DEATH IS THE HARDEST
Hedwig's senseless death literally never gets easier 😢😢😢😢😢
December 4, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Hedwig's senseless death literally never gets easier 😢😢😢😢😢
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New Yorkers kept telling me the same thing: they’re thinking of leaving because they can’t afford to raise their kids here. Universal childcare isn’t just a promise — it’s how we make this a city for everyone.
December 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
New Yorkers kept telling me the same thing: they’re thinking of leaving because they can’t afford to raise their kids here. Universal childcare isn’t just a promise — it’s how we make this a city for everyone.
Smoke a blunt in honor of Cedric Diggory ⚡
December 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Smoke a blunt in honor of Cedric Diggory ⚡
Don't ask gpt to mix you and your husband into a child. For any age. Unless you want to CRY 😭😭🖤🖤
November 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Don't ask gpt to mix you and your husband into a child. For any age. Unless you want to CRY 😭😭🖤🖤
Even though I LOVE all of the HP movies, PoA truly is a masterpiece. Book and movie! ⚡
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Even though I LOVE all of the HP movies, PoA truly is a masterpiece. Book and movie! ⚡
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DEPLORABLE. This is the definition of deplorable. 💯
An American president bowing his head to a wanted war criminal. 💯
An American president bowing his head to a wanted war criminal. 💯
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
DEPLORABLE. This is the definition of deplorable. 💯
An American president bowing his head to a wanted war criminal. 💯
An American president bowing his head to a wanted war criminal. 💯
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“For 4 years, Ukraine has been fighting for the whole of Europe. NATO was created to fight one war … to save free Europe from Russian aggression. Ukraine is the only country that is fighting this war, and we are still discussing should we include them or not.”
- Garry Kasparov
- Garry Kasparov
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
“For 4 years, Ukraine has been fighting for the whole of Europe. NATO was created to fight one war … to save free Europe from Russian aggression. Ukraine is the only country that is fighting this war, and we are still discussing should we include them or not.”
- Garry Kasparov
- Garry Kasparov
Mowgli's favorite Harry Potter movie is the third one because he loves him a hippogriff scene ⚡
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Mowgli's favorite Harry Potter movie is the third one because he loves him a hippogriff scene ⚡
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Happy Thanksgiving chuffs! Wishing everyone a joyous day!
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Happy Thanksgiving chuffs! Wishing everyone a joyous day!