nice try, scammer

Mike's only saying this because whenever something mundane happens to him there's a decent chance that yes, someone near him wants him to die.

Definitely part of it. I'll never understand these people who go out in public and on TV, ruin millions of lives, then go home and don't even lock their doors.

but Dracula had fine vampire chicks living with him 24/7, no? dude was just greedy

hahahahaha

go fash lose cash

spoiler, he's not Jewish

real question, was it a hollowpoint that they're claiming would have pierced him

eat shit everyone, I just found this post years later and it kicks ass, like me

I hope the mock-up is how it's going to look, there's a lot of things you can put in his hand

There's nothing in Helldivers resembling the phrase "hey fascist, catch!" and the arrows are likely an attempt to carve the three arrows into the casing. Because he wanted the news to think he was left wing. Because duh.

they should have put you on PIP to let you bring your quota back up