That kind of puts things in perspective.....

Every time I see this photo, I am reminded of what my five-year-old looked like when Mommy said "No, you can't have that candy bar" while we were in the grocery store. Pathetic five-year-old man-baby and the most pathetic and despicable excuse for a human being ever to have walked the Earth.

I heard thunder a few minutes ago and thought "THE RAPTURE" was happening. Turns out it was just the cat farting in his sleep.