🏴☠️Eddie Spaghetti🏴☠️
@satansjazzhands.bsky.social
Millenial Scrapheap and messy bastard. Pirates have my heart.
Considering the panic attack I had when meeting him, I just know a smooch from Con would end me if ever given the opportunity. What a way to go, though. Gods, he's spectacular.
February 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Considering the panic attack I had when meeting him, I just know a smooch from Con would end me if ever given the opportunity. What a way to go, though. Gods, he's spectacular.
Got my first tik tok violation because I said Nazis should die.
Lemme be real fuckin clear:
Nazis, right? Yeah, those guys. They should ALL FUCKING DIE
Lemme be real fuckin clear:
Nazis, right? Yeah, those guys. They should ALL FUCKING DIE
February 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Got my first tik tok violation because I said Nazis should die.
Lemme be real fuckin clear:
Nazis, right? Yeah, those guys. They should ALL FUCKING DIE
Lemme be real fuckin clear:
Nazis, right? Yeah, those guys. They should ALL FUCKING DIE
Existing is fucking exhausting, but existing out of spite is fuckin radical. Keep on keeping on, my freaky lovelies 😘 🏴☠️🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
January 27, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Existing is fucking exhausting, but existing out of spite is fuckin radical. Keep on keeping on, my freaky lovelies 😘 🏴☠️🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
I genuinely hope bad things happen to people who voted for this regime.
January 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I genuinely hope bad things happen to people who voted for this regime.
I'm sad, so of course I'm coping by intensely studying my favorite fuzzy fucker, Izzy Hands.
I love you and your seductive little sword twirl. Those candles never stood a chance.
I love you and your seductive little sword twirl. Those candles never stood a chance.
January 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I'm sad, so of course I'm coping by intensely studying my favorite fuzzy fucker, Izzy Hands.
I love you and your seductive little sword twirl. Those candles never stood a chance.
I love you and your seductive little sword twirl. Those candles never stood a chance.
Reposted by 🏴☠️Eddie Spaghetti🏴☠️
Ed's slutty waist reblog if you agree
January 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Ed's slutty waist reblog if you agree
My birthday's today so my wish is for the Crew to somehow get even hotter and more gay (maybe even woke and ghey), and for @david-jenkins.bsky.social to get at least ten forehead smooches. I fuckin love you guys (gn)
December 28, 2024 at 6:26 AM
My birthday's today so my wish is for the Crew to somehow get even hotter and more gay (maybe even woke and ghey), and for @david-jenkins.bsky.social to get at least ten forehead smooches. I fuckin love you guys (gn)
Remember 3 or so years ago when Bill Burr said the CEO of Nestlé should be hunted down bc he didn't think water was a human right? Anywho.
Deny. Defend. Depose.
Deny. Defend. Depose.
December 20, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Remember 3 or so years ago when Bill Burr said the CEO of Nestlé should be hunted down bc he didn't think water was a human right? Anywho.
Deny. Defend. Depose.
Deny. Defend. Depose.
How's life going you ask?
I just looked at my cat as she's snuggled all cute next to me and that immediately made me cry a little.
So that's how it's going I guess.
I just looked at my cat as she's snuggled all cute next to me and that immediately made me cry a little.
So that's how it's going I guess.
December 17, 2024 at 12:26 AM
How's life going you ask?
I just looked at my cat as she's snuggled all cute next to me and that immediately made me cry a little.
So that's how it's going I guess.
I just looked at my cat as she's snuggled all cute next to me and that immediately made me cry a little.
So that's how it's going I guess.
New OFMD merch at my shop
December 11, 2024 at 12:58 AM
New OFMD merch at my shop
Hey, so, I fucking love the hit TV show Our Flag Means Death, and I fucking love the Crew, and I fucking love pirating. I fucking miss my pirate pals.
December 10, 2024 at 7:31 AM
Hey, so, I fucking love the hit TV show Our Flag Means Death, and I fucking love the Crew, and I fucking love pirating. I fucking miss my pirate pals.
From cool, calm, and collected, to an absolute wreck. The panic attack was embarrassing enough, very glad I didn't also cry. 1000% fuckin worth the palpitations 😆
December 9, 2024 at 10:07 PM
From cool, calm, and collected, to an absolute wreck. The panic attack was embarrassing enough, very glad I didn't also cry. 1000% fuckin worth the palpitations 😆
With friends I haven't seen in AGES, and we decided to start our weekend deliciously. Now it is time for sleep. Goodnight, phone people. *forehead smooch*
November 23, 2024 at 5:44 AM
With friends I haven't seen in AGES, and we decided to start our weekend deliciously. Now it is time for sleep. Goodnight, phone people. *forehead smooch*
Fuck it, here's my dad being a slut at the beach in the mid 80's
November 20, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Fuck it, here's my dad being a slut at the beach in the mid 80's
Got my first ever piece of uranium glass, and it's a handsome little clown 😍
November 16, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Got my first ever piece of uranium glass, and it's a handsome little clown 😍
Just landed, hoping fellow Crew find me.
November 14, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Just landed, hoping fellow Crew find me.