Satans little helper
@satanshelper.bsky.social
Just your friendly neighborhood demon here to share in the madness. Member of the satanic temple. Here to preserve your rights.
I’m a man that makes a little over $50k/year and god damn do I hate billionaires. But then I’m NPS so I prefer nature anyway.
December 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I’m a man that makes a little over $50k/year and god damn do I hate billionaires. But then I’m NPS so I prefer nature anyway.
He wants more money for Utah that’s all, but ironically only cares about the big 5 parks and not the historical park in his state. Fuck Mike Lee
December 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
He wants more money for Utah that’s all, but ironically only cares about the big 5 parks and not the historical park in his state. Fuck Mike Lee
Fuck Mike Lee
December 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Fuck Mike Lee
Always think of father Ted when I see this image
December 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Always think of father Ted when I see this image
And we’re proud of you. Stand tall queen, we know it’s rough and the mind loves to mess with us all, but I know I can say I’m proud of you for being you.
December 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
And we’re proud of you. Stand tall queen, we know it’s rough and the mind loves to mess with us all, but I know I can say I’m proud of you for being you.
To this I say *clears throat* “fuck god”
December 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
To this I say *clears throat* “fuck god”
This isn’t that new and it’s also because “some locations made it too easy to get the 5 rating” and 3 is meeting 100% of what your job asks of you. But I’m just a dumb maintenance guy for the parks pretending to be a demon for Satan so there’s that.
December 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
This isn’t that new and it’s also because “some locations made it too easy to get the 5 rating” and 3 is meeting 100% of what your job asks of you. But I’m just a dumb maintenance guy for the parks pretending to be a demon for Satan so there’s that.
But I also see that this is also in a different country so I speak as a US citizen so I’m unaware of how things are in that country.
December 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
But I also see that this is also in a different country so I speak as a US citizen so I’m unaware of how things are in that country.
Sorry one of the demons got free from their confines and started the jar opening tool lobby, their punishment is to open every pickle jar and olive jar for Satan without a tool and each one is superglued closed. May this make up for their wrongdoing.
December 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Sorry one of the demons got free from their confines and started the jar opening tool lobby, their punishment is to open every pickle jar and olive jar for Satan without a tool and each one is superglued closed. May this make up for their wrongdoing.
No we didn’t
December 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
No we didn’t
No offense but I don’t think Facebook is really a liable source for anything.
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM
No offense but I don’t think Facebook is really a liable source for anything.
I say that as I scroll down further to find you posted it haha
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I say that as I scroll down further to find you posted it haha
Unfortunately not we haven’t received his sole yet.
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Unfortunately not we haven’t received his sole yet.
Have you seen the cringe that is “woke busters” by the shamwow guy? It is an absolute 4min nightmare of a music video he made.
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Have you seen the cringe that is “woke busters” by the shamwow guy? It is an absolute 4min nightmare of a music video he made.
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It never really was, like yeah sure he “punished” people who weren’t loyal enough or whatever, but it’s Satan and us demons who do the actual punishing.
November 18, 2025 at 6:09 AM
It never really was, like yeah sure he “punished” people who weren’t loyal enough or whatever, but it’s Satan and us demons who do the actual punishing.
I loved this thing as a kid, I only owned 3 games but I played them constantly. Shinobi, columns, and sonic triple trouble.
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I loved this thing as a kid, I only owned 3 games but I played them constantly. Shinobi, columns, and sonic triple trouble.
So take a nap…. THEN SEND IN ZE PHALANX!!!
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
So take a nap…. THEN SEND IN ZE PHALANX!!!
I’m to the point of fuck the rules, they don’t care and they are allowed to incite violence and the whatnot… not saying someone should go do something, just for him to magically drop dead. I’m tired of working for free and busting my ass doing instacart to keep a roof over my head. So yeah I’m upset
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I’m to the point of fuck the rules, they don’t care and they are allowed to incite violence and the whatnot… not saying someone should go do something, just for him to magically drop dead. I’m tired of working for free and busting my ass doing instacart to keep a roof over my head. So yeah I’m upset
I’ll say it, can he fucking die already? Just full on fucking die. And his followers, they either change their ways or follow fucking suit. I love my country and I love serving it but God fucking damn I’m sick of this shit.
November 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I’ll say it, can he fucking die already? Just full on fucking die. And his followers, they either change their ways or follow fucking suit. I love my country and I love serving it but God fucking damn I’m sick of this shit.
What a stupid cunt. Fuck I can’t stand these people. Also thanks Congress I now do insta cart and have a second job anyone I wait to go back to do my normal job with the park service. And no I don’t blame the Dems they give a fuck about the people.
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November 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
What a stupid cunt. Fuck I can’t stand these people. Also thanks Congress I now do insta cart and have a second job anyone I wait to go back to do my normal job with the park service. And no I don’t blame the Dems they give a fuck about the people.
Seriously girl, you got it going on.
November 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Seriously girl, you got it going on.