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@sassyninja.bsky.social
Actress, Dilettante, ex- and future BMX Bandit.
I’ve read the whole thread and I’m really not seeing a downside to social media being shitcanned forever.
December 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I’ve read the whole thread and I’m really not seeing a downside to social media being shitcanned forever.
My eight year old has a deeper voice than this piece of shit
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My eight year old has a deeper voice than this piece of shit
This is machine learning and pattern recognition, not large language model or generative ai. Also we’ve had this for years, it’s just the absurd torrent of vc cash has made it very cheap (temporarily)
October 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This is machine learning and pattern recognition, not large language model or generative ai. Also we’ve had this for years, it’s just the absurd torrent of vc cash has made it very cheap (temporarily)
The appstore economy has taught us that subscriptions are the way to make real money. If you charge per unit, every time the consumer is asked to purchase more units they have a chance to bounce off or potentially go to a competitor. Having said that, who could put a price on big titty garfield
October 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The appstore economy has taught us that subscriptions are the way to make real money. If you charge per unit, every time the consumer is asked to purchase more units they have a chance to bounce off or potentially go to a competitor. Having said that, who could put a price on big titty garfield
It responded twice with the same “hurry up here’s step 4”, what the fuck does that have to do with the wifi, Mark?
September 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It responded twice with the same “hurry up here’s step 4”, what the fuck does that have to do with the wifi, Mark?
off topic but is the emergency exit _behind_ the cabinetry?
August 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
off topic but is the emergency exit _behind_ the cabinetry?
I follow you to laugh and point, chunt
August 6, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I follow you to laugh and point, chunt
Terrible AI slop song is the perfect choice for this
July 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Terrible AI slop song is the perfect choice for this
“John Maynard KeynesBot, how many ‘E’s’ are there in the word Keynes?”
“There is one E in the word Keynes.”
“There is one E in the word Keynes.”
July 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
“John Maynard KeynesBot, how many ‘E’s’ are there in the word Keynes?”
“There is one E in the word Keynes.”
“There is one E in the word Keynes.”
Is that Tim Brooke-Taylor? What's the movie?
July 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Is that Tim Brooke-Taylor? What's the movie?
Those pills that used to cost $25 now come for free and with $225 cash slipped into the packaging
July 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Those pills that used to cost $25 now come for free and with $225 cash slipped into the packaging
This is why we can't have nice things.
June 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
This is why we can't have nice things.
$17USD shipping for one sticker, I think not.
June 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
$17USD shipping for one sticker, I think not.
Paintball hopper?
June 15, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Paintball hopper?
No the Y2K bug was overhyped (because looming disaster is interesting), but the reason nothing in particular went wrong is due to massive efforts behind the scenes uplifting old code written for 80's era hardware. I was a small part of that effort and it was intense, tedious, and underreported.
May 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
No the Y2K bug was overhyped (because looming disaster is interesting), but the reason nothing in particular went wrong is due to massive efforts behind the scenes uplifting old code written for 80's era hardware. I was a small part of that effort and it was intense, tedious, and underreported.
I thought you were calling out Nine Inch Nails fans there for a second.
May 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I thought you were calling out Nine Inch Nails fans there for a second.
“Yes, it's silly. No one likes it”. Well, you said it.
May 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
“Yes, it's silly. No one likes it”. Well, you said it.
I can think of one other celebrity in that group...
April 28, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I can think of one other celebrity in that group...
Mango Headache goes hard af
April 27, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Mango Headache goes hard af
I’d call you a cunt but you lack warmth and depth
April 2, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I’d call you a cunt but you lack warmth and depth
Bro your impression sounds like Steve Irwin after having a stroke
April 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Bro your impression sounds like Steve Irwin after having a stroke
I got you fam : www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
Elon Musk Looks Desperate
How to lose $148 billion in less than two months
www.theatlantic.com
March 13, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I got you fam : www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
It’s that kind of thinking that gets your whole family lasered
February 16, 2025 at 6:19 AM
It’s that kind of thinking that gets your whole family lasered