Chloroform? Rubber mallet? Let's workshop it, drop your suggestions below. 🤔😂😂😂

And you don't have to be same sex. I will do it for literally anyone with the legal right to marry. (i.e. an adult who is not already married)

I hate public speaking, but love my friends more, so.... I am now an Ordained Minister through the Universal Life Church. I am available as an officiant in the Willamette Valley, I would be honored to Officiate your ceremony & I will do it for FREE. Contact me if you're interested.

Thank you, but I'm not a vegetarian - I do eat meat sometimes, but I enjoy meatless meals as well

He only stepped down from the nomination once it became clear that the report was going to get leaked. They were all perfectly fine letting him become AG knowing what he had done. This is America.

Yum!

Normally I'm a pacifist, except when I have the chance to watch #MikeTyson pass a fist across #JakePaul face 😂

I snagged a Boppy pillow from a friend who was done having babies for exactly that purpose, works great!