Mattchele Fitzgerald 🌈
@sassmattster.bsky.social
DC based (for now) arts administrator | Cooking, pop culture, and gay shit
November 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
@schumer.senate.gov seems to still be operating thinking he'll have another moment like this for some fucking reason. Pelosi realized that Trump 2.0 was different than last time and stepped aside, why won't you?
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
@schumer.senate.gov seems to still be operating thinking he'll have another moment like this for some fucking reason. Pelosi realized that Trump 2.0 was different than last time and stepped aside, why won't you?
Gay people need to be stopped
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Gay people need to be stopped
Watching tonight!
October 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Watching tonight!
October 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Do the people know that Zachary Quinto is starring in a cheesy medical drama where his love interest is this hunky dilf?
October 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Do the people know that Zachary Quinto is starring in a cheesy medical drama where his love interest is this hunky dilf?
October 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Time for my annual October watch of the greatest slasher movie ever made
October 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Time for my annual October watch of the greatest slasher movie ever made
I wouldn't have blinked twice if it was Ashley or even Robyn, but Wendy is sending me 😭 and these mugshots!
October 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I wouldn't have blinked twice if it was Ashley or even Robyn, but Wendy is sending me 😭 and these mugshots!
October 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
That new movie starring Dudley Dursley and the hot vampire from True Blood:
October 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
That new movie starring Dudley Dursley and the hot vampire from True Blood:
October 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
September 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Bored at work so I decided to open hinge for the first time in 6 months and match every single guy who liked me. What's the worst that could happen?
September 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Bored at work so I decided to open hinge for the first time in 6 months and match every single guy who liked me. What's the worst that could happen?
Some crazy stuff happening in the "Julia Child on PBS" comment section
September 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Some crazy stuff happening in the "Julia Child on PBS" comment section
NOBODY MOVE
September 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
NOBODY MOVE
Now seated for Twinless
September 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Now seated for Twinless
September 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Don't worry there's a part 2
September 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Don't worry there's a part 2
September 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Sharing this meme for no particular reason
September 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Sharing this meme for no particular reason