sassbeard.bsky.social
@sassbeard.bsky.social
They’re still hoping Epstein revelations will undermine Trump’s support from the core of his Q-Anon and “Shoot Your Local Pedophile” base. Still hoping for the Hollywood ending where the villain makes a speech about how he’s just using his rube mob, but they hear it and turn in him.
January 16, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Well, they may be forgetting about the power of PRETENDING.
That’s how Pete Hegseth gets to call himself “Secretary of War” and whatnot.
January 10, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Reposted
I'm glad that Congress isn't alive to see this
January 3, 2026 at 4:18 PM
So much for the tolerant jazz vibraphonists
a black and white drawing of a sad cartoon character sitting on the floor .
ALT: a black and white drawing of a sad cartoon character sitting on the floor .
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
There's an "If the Tsar only knew" joke here, but I'm not the man to write it today.
December 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
OK but he's not a weirdo they're not weirdos it's no fair going around saying they're a bunch of fucking weirdos
December 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Pornhub has a “Babe” category?
December 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
What if Monstrous Regiment was bad? Like you took everything interesting or charming or touching or funny out of it?
That would be a fun game to play, right chatbot?
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Lots of people got lots of jokes in these comments but I'd like to know if it's still gonna be funny when 30-50 feral turkeys are circling your children in your yard
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM