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elfr00t
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morticia addams but if she were an eagles fan.
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I'm legitimately sorry that I was such a late adopter to mom jeans because my butt has quite literally never looked better than when I converted.
Young woman in public restroom, taking a picture of her outfit in the mirror. She is wearing mid-to-late "mom" cut jeans and a long sleeve chocolate brown T-shirt. She has long dark brown hair and gold-and-black round metal glasses.
April 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Rosie Coded Characters 🤍
The Scarlet Witch being embraced by Captain America Elphaba Thropp entering the Ozdust Ballroom, everyone in the room has moved back as not to be close to her. Lisa Simpson, drinking coffee and looking exhausted. Zoe from American Horror Story: Coven, performing pyromancy.
February 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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The pictures my husband takes of me are just 🥰
December 1, 2024 at 1:29 AM
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My first impressions review of Wicked:
November 29, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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My husband really and truly turned this wig TF out. I will never not be obsessed.
#cosplay #dragonage
Woman cosplaying an elf from Dragon Age, with a curly black wig that has a white streak in the front. She has purple Mythal vallaslin. Woman cosplaying an elf from Dragon Age, with a curly black wig that has a white streak in the front. She has purple Mythal vallaslin. Woman cosplaying an elf from Dragon Age, with a curly black wig that has a white streak in the front. She has purple Mythal vallaslin.
November 24, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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November 16, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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Which Witch by Florence + The Machine
November 15, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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Get ready, it's gonna be weird!
November 15, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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A physical reminder not to get sucked into doing bits when in meetings with important people.
A cream Stanley water bottle that is covered in stickers. One of the stickers says 'Beep Beep Richie'.
November 14, 2024 at 1:24 PM
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#blueskyselfienight But an oldie since I am sick and look like death.
Young woman with brown eyes long brown hair covered in a cream Vatican veil. She is wearing a gold halo with pearls. She has painted tears on in gold makeup. She is wearing red eye shadow and a brick red lipstick. Her expression is sad and troubled. She is emulating Religious iconography as she is dressed as an angel.
November 9, 2024 at 2:36 AM
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November 9, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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I need to think about other stuff.
Ask me about my Rook, Marlena. #dragonage #veilguard
This is a picture taken on a cell phone of the Dragon Age: The Veilguard character creator. The character is a pale elven woman with dark brown hair in a messy bun. She is wearing tattered adventuring clothes.
November 7, 2024 at 1:06 AM
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Some Halloween fun before my BDD ruined the night.
October 27, 2024 at 5:48 AM
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Hello everyone who left the Dragon Age side of bad place it's elfr00t!!
A pale woman is cosplay of a Dragon Age elf. She is wearing a black wig with white streaks in the front, elf ears, a gold hoop nose ring, a green cold shoulder top and a long necklace. She has Mythal's vallaslin on, and an SFX scar down the left side of her face.
October 16, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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A challenge for the willing: selfie, right now
April 29, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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Ready to go way down below.
A brunette woman in a black sweater and dress set. She is wearing a pearl necklaces and dangle earrings with plastic lilies of the valley.
April 27, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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If you see this, post pet
Back of small cat's head. The cat is mostly white, but it's right ear is dark brown. The left ear is dark brown to start but as it gets closer to the tip of the ear, it's bald-looking with clear fur, and the skin it exposes is pink with visible veins. There is a tawny splotch from the right side of the back of the head to the mid-kneck. The cat is laying on a white cat bed.
April 18, 2024 at 3:23 PM
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If you see this, post a monster.

Except she's not a monster. She's a mother.
Woman with long brown hair cosplaying Wanda Maximoff. She is wearing a white Henley and has fake blood streaked on her face. Woman with long brown hair cosplaying Wanda Maximoff. She is wearing a white Henley and has fake blood streaked across her face.
April 17, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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Reskeet with a "You" Meme
April 11, 2024 at 12:35 AM
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Search taco bell in your phone and post your fav
April 8, 2024 at 11:14 PM
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This is me realizing there was lint in my hair in every single picture I took.
April 5, 2024 at 7:39 PM
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If you see this, reskeet with a random picture of a celebrity from your phone.
April 4, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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Me too, buddy.
April 4, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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This is his genuine reaction to me bursting into tears the second the officiant started talking.
A man and a woman are getting married. The man is a brunet with long hair and a beard, and he is wearing a dark blue shirt, tan pants, a brown belt, and a blue flower crown. The woman has dark brown hair in a bun, is in a veil, a blue wedding gown and a large bouquet with blue, white and brown. The woman who is officiating is blonde with purple streaks. She is wearing black pants, and a dark blue shirt.
March 16, 2024 at 5:01 PM
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Repost with your favorite photo of yourself
March 4, 2024 at 2:24 PM