Dani S
@sassafrass95.bsky.social
Paralegal by day. Getting my Master’s in poetry by night.
420 friendly 💨🍃
Very happily taken
420 friendly 💨🍃
Very happily taken
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This evening's thought to ponder from Maggies Farm
January 9, 2026 at 3:53 AM
This evening's thought to ponder from Maggies Farm
no. this will not ruin my day but like stfu
January 6, 2026 at 9:42 PM
no. this will not ruin my day but like stfu
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OMG best news ever
a man and a woman are sitting next to each other and the woman is screaming and the man is saying whoo excited
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting next to each other and the woman is screaming and the man is saying whoo excited
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
OMG best news ever
i can’t deal with this. i’m not caffeinated enough
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
i can’t deal with this. i’m not caffeinated enough
you can’t make this shit up omg
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
you can’t make this shit up omg
having 5 days off is great until your first morning back at work and it’s a struggle to get up.
December 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
having 5 days off is great until your first morning back at work and it’s a struggle to get up.
yea….welp at least i got 3.5 hours left of this work week
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
yea….welp at least i got 3.5 hours left of this work week
my patience is waning
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
my patience is waning
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 if you know how my job works then why give me a fucking hard time when you know i’m only a god damn messenger
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 if you know how my job works then why give me a fucking hard time when you know i’m only a god damn messenger
how can we be both wide awake and half asleep?
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
how can we be both wide awake and half asleep?
The U.S. government is now inarguably spreading medical disinformation that is going to kill babies preferentially.
Period.
This is an INTOLERABLE. UNPRECEDENTED. DANGEROUS. ATTACK. ON ALL OF US.
Period.
This is an INTOLERABLE. UNPRECEDENTED. DANGEROUS. ATTACK. ON ALL OF US.
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Just read a quote in Annie Cabot’s book “Key Lime Garden Inn” that I would love to send to some dipshit but don’t wanna start shit.
October 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Just read a quote in Annie Cabot’s book “Key Lime Garden Inn” that I would love to send to some dipshit but don’t wanna start shit.