The 'dumb' in your description shoulda tipped us off.

Stories for all Americans basically describes USA Today. A national newspaper of so little consequence you forgot it existed.

You're not alone. It's like a minimum of three tries for me.

I believe it was Epicetus who said "a man's jawline is chiselled by nature or the barbershop". And thus invented the bloatee.

It's the car for adults who still think all cars should go vroom vroom. You still gotta smash em together by hand tho.

Hear me out... Nachos. Heat up some oil and refry everything and then add some scrambled eggs.

Is it good for you? No. But by having leftover nachos, we've already demonstrated a lack of good judgement.

Just remember it's a multi stage process between build, bisque, glaze and glaze firing. They shrink about 10 percent over the whole process. If you're hand building vessels, a funnel can be used to give a nice round top. And have fun!

Just wait until AI generated music becomes more common. Then we'll have music more soulless and devoid of thought than anything even the Black Eyed Peas could dream of.

Hamster. Dance.

It's worse than that. Our system is actually stealing years from us. We pay more to have our life expectancy lowered. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...

My issue is that it reduces a lot of bull shits to transactional zero sum interactions. And friendship is inherently non zero sum.

No, because what you got was simply a veggie muffin with a cream cheese ganache. The only thing it lacks is that piece of paper around its bottom.

I took up pottery last year, and it's the best decision I've ever made.

Yup.

Mark my words: he will try to sell Alaska back to Russia.