Saskiago4
@saskiago4.bsky.social
Native Minnesotan living in Missouri. Golf, cycling and running. Oh, and I work. Attorney and HR! And proud childless DOG lady. 🐕 ❤️
To be clear, I don't want to know. I don't want proof. I just want to skip ahead of this nightmare to the part where my timeline is filled with funny stupid memes.
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
To be clear, I don't want to know. I don't want proof. I just want to skip ahead of this nightmare to the part where my timeline is filled with funny stupid memes.
Pfft. A strawberry. A deformed little strawberry.
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Pfft. A strawberry. A deformed little strawberry.
And no family visiting him. Except maybe Tiff, who he will think is the nurse.
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
And no family visiting him. Except maybe Tiff, who he will think is the nurse.
Those senators must be looking at DOJ "negotiating" a 50m gift to Flynn and kicking themaelves for not going for more.
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Those senators must be looking at DOJ "negotiating" a 50m gift to Flynn and kicking themaelves for not going for more.
That's it - you're the bandleader! Congrats! And sorry for your eardrums.
November 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
That's it - you're the bandleader! Congrats! And sorry for your eardrums.
Ooh, that town band from The Music Man.
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Ooh, that town band from The Music Man.
Someone needs to break out bagpipes and anything else that will make the armed goons long for the whistles.
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Someone needs to break out bagpipes and anything else that will make the armed goons long for the whistles.
He isn't smart enough to play 5D chess. He also isn't smart enough to hire people who can play 5D chess.
November 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
He isn't smart enough to play 5D chess. He also isn't smart enough to hire people who can play 5D chess.
A massive chandelier. I would have guessed a gold grand piano.
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
A massive chandelier. I would have guessed a gold grand piano.
And make sure you charge more because as a woman, i dont understand numbers. Sheesh.
November 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
And make sure you charge more because as a woman, i dont understand numbers. Sheesh.
Heaven helped them kill more of each other.
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Heaven helped them kill more of each other.
Yes, and do it because you want to help that group, not because you want to meet women. Women can see right through that.
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Yes, and do it because you want to help that group, not because you want to meet women. Women can see right through that.
"It's a clean bill!" Oh also it includes a completely unrelated provision re THC. Oh and also Josh Hawley can sue for completely normal investigative techniques re him egging on J6 rioters.
November 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"It's a clean bill!" Oh also it includes a completely unrelated provision re THC. Oh and also Josh Hawley can sue for completely normal investigative techniques re him egging on J6 rioters.
Right? Did I skip Con Law the day everyone else learned about this?
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Right? Did I skip Con Law the day everyone else learned about this?
I always root for a giant sinkhole to swallow the field (Packers/Cowboys).
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I always root for a giant sinkhole to swallow the field (Packers/Cowboys).
It's super easy! As a Chiefs fan, it's also really easy to shout "Thanks for the points Butker, I still hate your guts you neanderthal A-hole!!!" when he hits (and just shout how much I hate him when he misses).
November 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It's super easy! As a Chiefs fan, it's also really easy to shout "Thanks for the points Butker, I still hate your guts you neanderthal A-hole!!!" when he hits (and just shout how much I hate him when he misses).
Bad John Wayne impersonation.
November 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Bad John Wayne impersonation.
Or these posts are written by someone else. Someone with no creativity or humor. Like Miller.
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Or these posts are written by someone else. Someone with no creativity or humor. Like Miller.
It was me. I was a 13 year old who tap tap tapped with a hammer.
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It was me. I was a 13 year old who tap tap tapped with a hammer.
And 15 is not barely legal. 18 and 19 are barely legal. 15 is a child.
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
And 15 is not barely legal. 18 and 19 are barely legal. 15 is a child.
He hammers like I did as a 13 year old girl.
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
He hammers like I did as a 13 year old girl.
Agreed. My best friend's 15 year old son is highly intelligent and has many adult-ish conversations with me, waiters, etc. HE IS STILL A CHILD.
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Agreed. My best friend's 15 year old son is highly intelligent and has many adult-ish conversations with me, waiters, etc. HE IS STILL A CHILD.