I've had the classic dr.who channel on for background noise for a few days - tell me why this one episode has a single black guy and his name is Cotton?? 💀💀 I'm genuinely shocked though I supposed I shouldn't be. But.... damn.
February 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I've had the classic dr.who channel on for background noise for a few days - tell me why this one episode has a single black guy and his name is Cotton?? 💀💀 I'm genuinely shocked though I supposed I shouldn't be. But.... damn.
It's been 3 days of me being 34 and for the first time I didn't get ID'd at the grocery store for alcohol.
To note: I *offered* it to them. They waved their hand and said, "nah you're good."
How tired did I look?? 🫣💀🤣
To note: I *offered* it to them. They waved their hand and said, "nah you're good."
How tired did I look?? 🫣💀🤣
January 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
It's been 3 days of me being 34 and for the first time I didn't get ID'd at the grocery store for alcohol.
To note: I *offered* it to them. They waved their hand and said, "nah you're good."
How tired did I look?? 🫣💀🤣
To note: I *offered* it to them. They waved their hand and said, "nah you're good."
How tired did I look?? 🫣💀🤣
I'm 34 now so I had this absolute first time convo with my parents -
Dad: You're really old now
Mom: That's inappropriate!
Me: I'm 34 now
Dad: Nightmare
It's been 10 years of my Baba asking for grandkids but only now does my dad say I'm old and my mom gets offended 🤣🤣🤣
Dad: You're really old now
Mom: That's inappropriate!
Me: I'm 34 now
Dad: Nightmare
It's been 10 years of my Baba asking for grandkids but only now does my dad say I'm old and my mom gets offended 🤣🤣🤣
January 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I'm 34 now so I had this absolute first time convo with my parents -
Dad: You're really old now
Mom: That's inappropriate!
Me: I'm 34 now
Dad: Nightmare
It's been 10 years of my Baba asking for grandkids but only now does my dad say I'm old and my mom gets offended 🤣🤣🤣
Dad: You're really old now
Mom: That's inappropriate!
Me: I'm 34 now
Dad: Nightmare
It's been 10 years of my Baba asking for grandkids but only now does my dad say I'm old and my mom gets offended 🤣🤣🤣
It's my biiiirfday so I do what I wanna
(& that obviously means building a birthday cake house while pleasantly stoned)
(& that obviously means building a birthday cake house while pleasantly stoned)
January 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It's my biiiirfday so I do what I wanna
(& that obviously means building a birthday cake house while pleasantly stoned)
(& that obviously means building a birthday cake house while pleasantly stoned)