MissNectarine
@sashastormcrow.bsky.social
If you ask Robespierre to give you head, the misunderstanding is inevitable
so pissed rn, can't believe hank green is woke 🤬
in all seriousness though, the title is so funny because it's not *wrong*, it's just a little bit like "the killing fields were not morally justified", or "cancer is unhealthy"
in all seriousness though, the title is so funny because it's not *wrong*, it's just a little bit like "the killing fields were not morally justified", or "cancer is unhealthy"
December 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
so pissed rn, can't believe hank green is woke 🤬
in all seriousness though, the title is so funny because it's not *wrong*, it's just a little bit like "the killing fields were not morally justified", or "cancer is unhealthy"
in all seriousness though, the title is so funny because it's not *wrong*, it's just a little bit like "the killing fields were not morally justified", or "cancer is unhealthy"
I place a $100B bet that I can beat a grizzly bear in a boxing match.
The bell dings, I am instantly mauled to death.
I win because the bear is disqualified, you can't do that in boxing.
$100B is paid out to my next of kin, named in my will just as "All the cats".
The bell dings, I am instantly mauled to death.
I win because the bear is disqualified, you can't do that in boxing.
$100B is paid out to my next of kin, named in my will just as "All the cats".
December 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I place a $100B bet that I can beat a grizzly bear in a boxing match.
The bell dings, I am instantly mauled to death.
I win because the bear is disqualified, you can't do that in boxing.
$100B is paid out to my next of kin, named in my will just as "All the cats".
The bell dings, I am instantly mauled to death.
I win because the bear is disqualified, you can't do that in boxing.
$100B is paid out to my next of kin, named in my will just as "All the cats".
Trying to make my prescriptions sound badass: yeah this is some heavy stuff, if you take too much.....you'll get like, really bad diarrhea
December 8, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Trying to make my prescriptions sound badass: yeah this is some heavy stuff, if you take too much.....you'll get like, really bad diarrhea
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I keep doin' all these drugs but the drugs never do me back. Always a one-sided relationship.
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I keep doin' all these drugs but the drugs never do me back. Always a one-sided relationship.
Happy 11th birthday to my son guppy. I keep telling him the fireworks are all for him 🥺
July 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Happy 11th birthday to my son guppy. I keep telling him the fireworks are all for him 🥺
Batman strawberry
July 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Batman strawberry
I love my son even if he's a dumb dumb. Yes he's stuck and staring at me like it's my fault
July 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I love my son even if he's a dumb dumb. Yes he's stuck and staring at me like it's my fault