Sasha п'є джаву ☕
@sasharkv.bsky.social
🇺🇦 software developer in the Netherlands 🇳🇱.
🐈 mother to a cat girl.
🖖 extremely nerdy.
💙 love coding.
🐈 mother to a cat girl.
🖖 extremely nerdy.
💙 love coding.
The Victory parade in Moscow hits different now.
May 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The Victory parade in Moscow hits different now.
Can someone tell Elon Musk about this cutting edge new technology for searching through database records called "select distinct"? Thanks.
February 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Can someone tell Elon Musk about this cutting edge new technology for searching through database records called "select distinct"? Thanks.
After the Lviv attack, only the man of this family on the photo survived.
* Proceeds to rage-donate *
* Proceeds to rage-donate *
September 4, 2024 at 11:02 AM
After the Lviv attack, only the man of this family on the photo survived.
* Proceeds to rage-donate *
* Proceeds to rage-donate *
Meanwhile, the java compiler:
August 29, 2024 at 9:38 AM
Meanwhile, the java compiler:
TIL: this actually compiles 🙃
August 29, 2024 at 8:58 AM
TIL: this actually compiles 🙃
Mental health walk and your timeline cleanse 💚
August 14, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Mental health walk and your timeline cleanse 💚
Show me your latest id/residence permit/driving licence/passport picture. Let's be awkward together 😁
August 6, 2024 at 9:50 AM
Show me your latest id/residence permit/driving licence/passport picture. Let's be awkward together 😁
Левик від роботодавця
August 1, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Левик від роботодавця
Apply this to your command line twice a day and in a week you'll become a sysadmin.
July 30, 2024 at 10:40 AM
Apply this to your command line twice a day and in a week you'll become a sysadmin.
Опублікуйте випадкову фотографію з телефону без пояснень
July 14, 2024 at 7:28 AM
Опублікуйте випадкову фотографію з телефону без пояснень
The first time a barista in the Netherlands got my name right.
Not "Sacha" or "Sasa" or "Saskia".
(Turned out she's Ukrainian. That's why.)
Not "Sacha" or "Sasa" or "Saskia".
(Turned out she's Ukrainian. That's why.)
July 12, 2024 at 4:02 PM
The first time a barista in the Netherlands got my name right.
Not "Sacha" or "Sasa" or "Saskia".
(Turned out she's Ukrainian. That's why.)
Not "Sacha" or "Sasa" or "Saskia".
(Turned out she's Ukrainian. That's why.)
The perfect new feature disclaimer that would absolve you of any potential future d-ck ups and leave your hands completely untied does not exi...
July 10, 2024 at 8:22 AM
The perfect new feature disclaimer that would absolve you of any potential future d-ck ups and leave your hands completely untied does not exi...
The GENDERbread cookies from work.
It's the pride month again 🌈
It's the pride month again 🌈
June 22, 2024 at 9:12 AM
The GENDERbread cookies from work.
It's the pride month again 🌈
It's the pride month again 🌈
My fav one is: type into Google Translate "choose my most beautiful side" and then just listen to its Dutch pronunciation, as an English speaker 👌
June 20, 2024 at 3:53 PM
My fav one is: type into Google Translate "choose my most beautiful side" and then just listen to its Dutch pronunciation, as an English speaker 👌
Амстердамська кицька в квітах. 🙂
Кращої світлини я цього року не зроблю.
Кращої світлини я цього року не зроблю.
June 20, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Амстердамська кицька в квітах. 🙂
Кращої світлини я цього року не зроблю.
Кращої світлини я цього року не зроблю.
Інста нарешті дала релевантну рекомендацію.
June 16, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Інста нарешті дала релевантну рекомендацію.
Станція РАЙ в йєб-нях якоїсь амстердамської метро гілки.
June 6, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Станція РАЙ в йєб-нях якоїсь амстердамської метро гілки.
That's a noteworthy exchange. 🙂
June 6, 2024 at 1:32 PM
That's a noteworthy exchange. 🙂
My manager talked to me about maintaining proper code comments and shared this with me:
June 6, 2024 at 1:26 PM
My manager talked to me about maintaining proper code comments and shared this with me:
Day 5 of me trying to crack the mystery of the spoon on the train tracks.
a) a desperate cutlery's suic-de attempt
b) a commuter enjoyed their morning yoghurt and dropped it - somehow - right in the middle of the tracks
c) we're in the Matrix and the spoon isn't really there anyway
a) a desperate cutlery's suic-de attempt
b) a commuter enjoyed their morning yoghurt and dropped it - somehow - right in the middle of the tracks
c) we're in the Matrix and the spoon isn't really there anyway
May 30, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Day 5 of me trying to crack the mystery of the spoon on the train tracks.
a) a desperate cutlery's suic-de attempt
b) a commuter enjoyed their morning yoghurt and dropped it - somehow - right in the middle of the tracks
c) we're in the Matrix and the spoon isn't really there anyway
a) a desperate cutlery's suic-de attempt
b) a commuter enjoyed their morning yoghurt and dropped it - somehow - right in the middle of the tracks
c) we're in the Matrix and the spoon isn't really there anyway
Just realized I can't and am not supposed to use ChatGPT at my new workplace.
I... Will have to actually hand-code RegEx from now on, I guess?
I... Will have to actually hand-code RegEx from now on, I guess?
May 17, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Just realized I can't and am not supposed to use ChatGPT at my new workplace.
I... Will have to actually hand-code RegEx from now on, I guess?
I... Will have to actually hand-code RegEx from now on, I guess?